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Oh geeze, I saw all these pages and thought people were actually debating! Well I have nothing new to add to this great list, but I will leave you with my favorite quote about having sex:
"This could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter!
To harpoon the salty longshoreman!
To verb the adjective noun!"
- Abe Lincolns foster dad (Clone High)
"This could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter!
To harpoon the salty longshoreman!
To verb the adjective noun!"
- Abe Lincolns foster dad (Clone High)
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My absolute favorite joke in the world.
Around the 1980's there was several scientific studies done to figgure out why a man had a head on his penis.
American scientists spent 22 million dollars and determined that it was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
British scientists spent 180 million dollars and determined that it was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
French scientists spent 20 dollars and determined that it was to keep the man's hand from flying up and hitting him in the face.
The countries involved change with the person telling the joke and the ammounts of money changes but its still a great joke
Around the 1980's there was several scientific studies done to figgure out why a man had a head on his penis.
American scientists spent 22 million dollars and determined that it was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
British scientists spent 180 million dollars and determined that it was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
French scientists spent 20 dollars and determined that it was to keep the man's hand from flying up and hitting him in the face.
The countries involved change with the person telling the joke and the ammounts of money changes but its still a great joke
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I too am surprised too the moderators have allowed this junior high drivel to go on this long. If the 16 year old OP was really interested in the subject there are at least three other threads on this site discussing the subject.
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Ohhh come off it, if nothing else it provides some entertainment.revrobor said:
Not everything about sex is "junior high drivel"
A man of your age (no offense) should know that one of the things you MUST have if your going to have sex is a sense of humor.
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Ampoliros said:"If God had intended us not to touch he would've made our arms shorter"
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If He intended it, it wouldn't be or involve sin.
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Lilly of the Valley said:
And since it's not listed as a sin, I guess that means he intended it not to be.
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BrownCoat said:
Dude... I'm gonna go listen to some Pink Floyd. Yeah, man. And then, I'm gonna get me a burrito, and some chips. And mountain dew. And pizza. Yeah.
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Lilly of the Valley said:
Well, I don't think that it's a sin, but I wanted to commend you on a logical and thought out arguement. It's good to see people thinking, rather than saying "It just is."
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By masturbation is to be understood the deliberate stimulation of the genital organs in order to derive sexual pleasure. "Both the Magisterium of the Church, in the course of a constant tradition, and the moral sense of the faithful have been in no doubt and have firmly maintained that masturbation is an intrinsically and gravely disordered action." "The deliberate use of the sexual faculty, for whatever reason, outside of marriage is essentially contrary to its purpose." For here sexual pleasure is sought outside of "the sexual relationship which is demanded by the moral order and in which the total meaning of mutual self-giving and human procreation in the context of true love is achieved."
To form an equitable judgment about the subjects' moral responsibility and to guide pastoral action, one must take into account the affective immaturity, force of acquired habit, conditions of anxiety or other psychological or social factors that lessen, if not even reduce to a minimum, moral culpability. (CCC, 2352)
To form an equitable judgment about the subjects' moral responsibility and to guide pastoral action, one must take into account the affective immaturity, force of acquired habit, conditions of anxiety or other psychological or social factors that lessen, if not even reduce to a minimum, moral culpability. (CCC, 2352)
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