Make a wish...

[Sketcher]

You can fly. But you weren't careful and were sucked into a jet engine.

I wish I had a quad.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted, you get a quad, but its an old, already wrecked one...

i wish for a scholarship to any university so i can finish school

 

[Jesus loves the cat]

granted but everyone in your family will never understand u

 

[Jesus loves the cat]

opps my bad
granted but the scholarship expires at midnight today

 

[Jesus loves the cat]

i wish for a brand new skateboard

 

[Sketcher]

You have the scholarship, but it requires you to sacrifice so many chickens that you don't have time for anything else. Including studying.

I wish I had an honorary degree.

 

[Sadiegrl]

*you get a new skateboard...but it has horrible bearings*

wish granted twisted...you get an honorary degree...but it is in the art of scooping cat poop....ahahaha

i dont think i could kill chickens....so no scholarship for me...

i wish for a chicken sandwich though...

 

[Sketcher]

You get a chicken sandwich . . . raw.

I wish I had an MP7.

 

[SaintInChicago]

You get a chicken sandwich . . . raw.

I wish I had an MP7.

You had an MP7


I wish I could break my computer addiction

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted, you smash your computer thinking it will help, buuuuut it doesnt...sorry

I wish for my own stash of swiss milk chocolate that never runs out!

 

[Sketcher]

You've got it, but hordes of barbarians monopolize it so you don't get a single bite of it.

I wish I had my own pet monkey that obeyed my every command.

 

[Sadiegrl]

awwwwww...blast those barbarians!!!!

You get a pet monkey that will obey your every command, but only if you speak chimp...and you dont.....and then the monkey dies...the end.

i wish i was a bee for a day and got to spread pollen around to all the flowers!

 

[Sketcher]

You're a bee for a day, but you get swatted.

I wish it wasn't so darn hot in here.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted, you now have air conditioning but after the first hour it goes out....and you didnt buy the warranty!!!

I wish for a 2008 nissan altima with dvd/gps/and bose sound system!

 

[Sadiegrl]

Darn double posting...

 

[Sketcher]

You've got one, but somebody forgot the engine and transmission.

I wish I could rip apart Jason Voorhees with my bare hands.

 

[Sketcher]

You've got one, but somebody forgot the engine and transmission.

I wish I could rip apart Jason Voorhees with my bare hands.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! you get to and its messy, and you stain your shirt....lol i dont like him either....


i wish i could have telepathy

 

[SaintInChicago]

jkvl

 

[Snowyyy]

granted! you get to and its messy, and you stain your shirt....lol i dont like him either....


i wish i could have telepathy

Granted but you don't understand normal communication now.

I wish there were no terrorists.