Make a wish...

[CrazyPerson]

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i wish the world accepted Christ and we could all go home!

My name is CrazyPerson and I approve this message.

Granted, but it is a shallow faith that does not hold when conflict starts.

I wish that I wasnt so bad at socializeing.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! for starters you took of your crazy mask and dont scare people away anymore...hehe but with all your new found confidence it has led you down the wrong path and astray from Jesus...oh no!

I wish i had some taco bell right now

 

[CrazyPerson]

granted! for starters you took of your crazy mask and dont scare people away anymore...hehe but with all your new found confidence it has led you down the wrong path and astray from Jesus...oh no!

I wish i had some taco bell right now

Granted, but you ate so much you gained a ton of weight and it did some very not fun things to your digestion.

I wish my grandfather would recognize how much i am bending over backwards to help him and appreciate it more.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! he realized and now bends over backwards with you! ^^

i wish my daughter wouldnt talk back so much!!

 

[HunnyBee]

Granted, now she doesn't speak to you at all anymore.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me again.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! now all the bad things are dumped on everyone around you, since theyve got to go somewhere...

i wish i could be a guy for one day and understand them!

 

[ernest_theweedwhackerguy]

You forgot to make a wish.

No I didn't.

granted! now all the bad things are dumped on everyone around you, since theyve got to go somewhere...

i wish i could be a guy for one day and understand them!

Granted, but all your friends turn to the opposite sex they are right now.
It's a community gain. I thought I'd be nice.

I wish work will go perfectly today.

 

[Sadiegrl]

hahaha yes! so hey ernestine....whats goin on? lol

granted! your work day goes great but on the way home someone rear ends your car!!!

i wish i could travel the nations!

 

[ernest_theweedwhackerguy]

hahaha yes! so hey ernestine....whats goin on? lol

granted! your work day goes great but on the way home someone rear ends your car!!!

i wish i could travel the nations!

Haahaa!

Granted, but you get stuck in Singapore and beat for chewing gum. (Sorry, you can't get two perfect wishes in a row)

I wish for a can of explosionless, nothing wrong with it, Orange soda.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! you get one can of explosionless, nothing wrong with it, orange soda...and to top it off its neverending and never flat! Wish genie felt like being nice!

i wish for a great party on an exotic island with all my CF friends, and whoever they want to come too! woot! and magical clean up!

 

[RachieCat]

granted! you get one can of explosionless, nothing wrong with it, orange soda...and to top it off its neverending and never flat! Wish genie felt like being nice!

i wish for a great party on an exotic island with all my CF friends, and whoever they want to come too! woot! and magical clean up!

Granted to you but here comes a tsunami.

I wish I could perform medical miracles!

 

[Snowyyy]

Granted and as a result you have managed to extinguish all the creepy reptiles and horrible creatures.

I wish I eat a triple sundae today.

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted and as a result you have managed to extinguish all the creepy reptiles and horrible creatures.

I didn't know they were on fire…

I wish I eat a triple sundae today.

Granted. You get chronic brain freeze.

I wish I had the power to polymorph anything into anything else. (i.e. Here's a stick! *poof* No, it's a bag of candy, that's what *poof* a pink elephant is what it is *poof* Oooh! A hundred-dollar bill!)

 

[Sadiegrl]

wish granted! but your power is uncontrollable and every 10 minutes your *poofed* item is changed to a new item....enjoy while you can!

* i thought everyone knew that the creepy crawlys are on fire...*

I wish for some energy this morning!

 

[TheReasoner]

wish granted! but your power is uncontrollable and every 10 minutes your *poofed* item is changed to a new item....enjoy while you can!

Oh well. I could always polymorph some corrupt politician, and he'll keep on changing forever. Never going back to corrupting the world. Quite nice actually.

* i thought everyone knew that the creepy crawlys are on fire...*

Live and learn I guess.

I wish for some energy this morning!

Granted. You get so much energy you can't sleep for a week.

 

[Sadiegrl]

yay sleep deprivation!!!!!! *big eyes*

*you didnt make a wish guardian!

i wish for my own jet plane for traveling...one that does blow up or crash or kill me...

 

[TheReasoner]

yay sleep deprivation!!!!!! *big eyes*

Nice, isn't it?

*you didnt make a wish guardian!

Cool. That means I get two now Yay!

i wish for my own jet plane for traveling...one that does blow up or crash or kill me...

One that DOES that? Granted. You have a plane. And it DOES blow up, then crash and THEN kill you. In that order. Just like you said....



1. I wish for world dominion. MWA-HA-HA!!! *ahem*yeah, world dominion would be nice...
2. I wish I had a space ship like the U.S.S. Voyager from Star Trek Next Generation.

 

[Sadiegrl]

oh geez, i meant does not...hahahaha my bad oh well i'm dead then!

and wishes granted...the world is now under 1 rule and it happens to be a corrupt government...go figure...

and you get a space ship but its only a model....with realistic laser beams!!!

and i wish for a BIG furry kitten!

 

[Jeff91199]

Granted! You get your big furry kitten, which grows into a tiger within 6 months, outgrows the litter box; and you have to keep explaining away all the roaring coming from your apartment.

I wish I could be more of a take-charge kinda guy.

 

[Snowyyy]

Granted. But you have charge of everything now and people keep on bugging you for small things.

I didn't know they were on fire…

Actually by extinguish I meant "destroy". Annoying though it may sound, but I don't seem to like these creatures at all. Yesterday I was petrified when I saw one.


I wish I wasn't scared of things.