ladies humor

[mon_cherri_flower]

MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING !
I don't do windows because ...
I love birds
And don't want one to run into a clean window
And get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest
Will slip and get hurt
Then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
And they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature
To have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because .
I love all the seasons
And don't want the others
To get jealous.
I don't pull weeds
In the garden because ..
I don't want to get
In God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because...
My husband
Will never be able
To find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals
When I entertain because.
I don't want my guests
To stress out over what
To make when
They invite me
Over for dinner.
I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them
When they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because....
"A Type" personalities
Die young
And I want to stick around
And become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!
REMEMBER . . .
a clean house is the sign of a broken computer!

 

[Dylan_Chica]

lmao, hilarious!!
thanx for posting!

 

[white knight]

lol

 

[white knight]

lol

 

[Tini]

ha ha

 

[Daisysqueaks]

I like that one!

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Lol!!!

 

[happydapy]

that was wonderful!

 

[jehovahjireh2007]

Lol!!

 

[fraulinekitty]

Perfect! I'm going to post this on my fridge, and whenever I get inspired to clean, I'll re-read it as a reminder.

 

[Alive again]

Lol!!

lol, I'm copying and emailing to all my friends!!!

 

[mon_cherri_flower]

wow. the only place here i'm not ignored. lol