Is eating spaghetti morally wrong?

[quatona]

Is it genetically coded? No.
Does it occur in nature? No.
Is it a choice? Yes.
Isn´t it a waste of time (that you could spend e.g. helping the sick) to fight with those unpractical pasta thingies?
Isn´t white meal harming your temple, the body?
Isn´t cooking food a waste of energy resources?
Did Moses, Abraham, Noah and Jesus eat spaghetti? No, they ate bread.

Do you tolerate or even respect sphaghetti eaters? If yes, is that because you are a liberal?

Do non-repentent sphaghetti eaters go to hell?

Should we hate sphaghetti eaters, or should we love spaghetti eaters but hate spaghetti eating?

How much time and effort should we spend on hating spaghetti eating (or eaters)?

How about those who are desiring the sphaghetti eater lifestyle but not acting upon it? Are they saved?

Should we have reparative therapies for spaghetti eaters?

If I want to live in a world free of spaghetti eating, what am I allowed to do to protect myself from those who violate my right to live in the world I want to live in?

What did the founding fathers think about it?

Discuss.

 

[Ave Maria]

LOL! Of course eating spaghetti is not a sin! Now if you eat a large portion, you might be guilty of gluttony.

 

[HisEagle]

What's there to discuss? No offense, but these kinds of questions are getting seriously out of hand.

 

[The Nihilist]

I am not sure whether the Flying Spaghetti Monster has forbidden the eating of spaghetti, but if he has, it is most certainly the deadliest of all sins, even more deadly than taking someone else's lunch from the refrigerator.

 

[quatona]

What's there to discuss? No offense, but these kinds of questions are getting seriously out of hand.

I need to know these things.

 

[HisEagle]

I need to know these things.

Okay, fine.

Not ALL spaghetti eaters go to hell. Only the ones who eat spaghetti made from unbleached wheat flour.

There. Be at peace.

LOL! I honestly can't believe I responded to this post.

 

[ImaginaryVoyager]

Indeed, spaghetti eating is a sin punishable by heartburn.

 

[TheMissus]

There is no spaghetti in the Bible, so it is clearly a sin.

So is pizza.

 

[Makaro]

I am not sure whether the Flying Spaghetti Monster has forbidden the eating of spaghetti, but if he has, it is most certainly the deadliest of all sins, even more deadly than taking someone else's lunch from the refrigerator.

I'm pretty sure the FSM has invited all of us to eat his Essence, so that we may all be part of one Meatball. Christian Communion is the same idea, only substiture FSM with Christ and Meatball with Christ's Body.

 

[ThatRobGuy]

I remember it like it was yesterday....

I was sitting in an Italian restaurant eating, and then it happened....something came over me. It was force I couldn't describe. It was like my rage and violent tendencies grew with each noodle that I ate. By the time I finished dinner, I was a killing machine. My hands were red with blood of the innocent....and meat sauce.

Thats when I found the terrifying truth...

Look Away!!! I'm hideous!!!

 

[cobaltburrito]

I remember it like it was yesterday....

I was sitting in an Italian restaurant eating, and then it happened....something came over me. It was force I couldn't describe. It was like my rage and violent tendencies grew with each noodle that I ate. By the time I finished dinner, I was a killing machine. My hands were red with blood of the innocent....and meat sauce.

Thats when I found the terrifying truth...

Look Away!!! I'm hideous!!!

FTW!

 

[mutantleader]

If we were meant to eat spaghetti, it would grow naturally on trees.

 

[fillerbunny]

Great, first you tell me I've got to forgo my Newtons, and now we're giving up spaghetti, too?

According to my (Italian) friend's mom, the eating of spaghetti prepared with canned sauce is an abomination.

I'm pretty sure the homemade stuff is acceptable, though.

(If you're willing to go to all that trouble.. which I, being of the incredibly lazy sort, am not. )

 

[RavenPoe]

Ths size of the sin of spaghetti eating depends on the size of the spaghetti eaten.

Thin spaghetti is only a venial sin, but the regular stuff is most certainly a mortal sin.

 

[fillerbunny]

But I'm pretty sure eating this spaghetti is indeed a mortal sin:

..regardless of where the sauce came from.

 

[Paulos23]

I'm pretty sure the FSM has invited all of us to eat his Essence, so that we may all be part of one Meatball. Christian Communion is the same idea, only substiture FSM with Christ and Meatball with Christ's Body.

You must eat his noodoly appendage to be at one with FSM!

All prase HIM!

 

[united4Peace]

I answered...

The deadliest Sin...

Why...

Full of Starches

 

[yasic]

Mmmmm... sin


Yes it is a sin, I mean, there are children starving in Africa!

 

[united4Peace]

There is no spaghetti in the Bible, so it is clearly a sin.

So is pizza.

I had 4 pieces tonight,
fed my husband and children as well as I was too lazy too cook.
What does this mean?
Does this mean ive led them onto the road of destruction as well by feeding them Pizza??

 

[RavenPoe]

But I must ask of fillerbunny - is eating RAMEN a sin?