If You Could Invent Something, What Would It Be?

[sarah_beloved]

I used to play the Sims, and there was this machine that "zaps" you clean without having to shower

Pretty cool.

 

[[serious]]

I would invent a genie that gave me infinite wishes.

 

[[serious]]

Laser guided bee cannon.

Bee guided laser cannon

 

[Saleena]

Bee guided laser cannon

Tacobeam.

 

[AV1611VET]

A way to harness a tract of hyperspace to make something "bigger on the inside."

Noah's Ark may have been a TARDIS booth: bigger on the inside than it was on the outside.

 

[Derek Meyer]

If I could invent something, I would invent any exploration and mining company which could have a realistic model applying any young earth and global flood principles. And could accurately predict what's going to be found underground. I would be a multi millionaire. Getting tax free money from the faithful and getting lots of money from mining, too!

 

[Chesterton]

An ointment to get rid of this rash.

 

[Murby]

Windows Operating System.

 

[chilehed]

An Arrakan stillsuit.

Failing that, some harmless thing that everyone wants and that I can sell at a 5000% profit margin.

 

[fargonic]

A cure for aids/HIV and cancer and most if not all diseases.

...using only Celine Dion songs played at >100dB?

 

[timewerx]

...using only Celine Dion songs played at >100dB?

Music does something, looky here:

http://www.wqxr.org/#!/story/116442-oregon-sweet-sounds-crime-reduction/

Karen Carpenter songs anyone? played on loudspeakers every 200 ft??

 

[Michael]

So the opposite of capitalism then

One kinda has to wonder what happens when machines effectively replace most human jobs. It's seems inevitable that capitalism will have to give way to something more akin to a 'Star Trek' mindset.

 

[Michael]

I would invent a genie that gave me infinite wishes.

LOL.

 

[Goonie]

One kinda has to wonder what happens when machines effectively replace most human jobs. It's seems inevitable that capitalism will have to give way to something more akin to a 'Star Trek' mindset.

One hopes, but I tend to be pessimistic on these things

 

[nonbeliever314]

A fart bottler.

 

[Radrook]

A rejuvenation elixir which provides a second chance at life.