If evolution is true...

[Praxiteles]

This is all nonsense! If I put my shoes into the closet and leave them for a hundred years, they may get bigger or adapt by creating laces, but will STILL BE SHOES!! Shoes Macroevolution is The Big Lie!!!!!!

Correct, that man!

I wonder how much longer it will be before one of these ashoeistic evos tries to bring up the Big Shoebang. Or abioslippersis. Anything to avoid facing the TRUTH.

 

[JohnR7]

This is all nonsense! If I put my shoes into the closet and leave them for a hundred years, they may get bigger or adapt by creating laces, but will STILL BE SHOES!! Shoes Macroevolution is The Big Lie!!!!!

You can not expect evolution to take place in so short of a period of time as a hundred years. Now if you left those shoes in the closet for one hundred thousand years, they may change into something different.

 

[LifeToTheFullest!]

...horses...shoes...chewing gum...I think I missed something.

 

[Praxiteles]

You can not expect evolution to take place in so short of a period of time as a hundred years. Now if you left those shoes in the closet for one hundred thousand years, they may change into something different.

But it would still be a shoe!

You evolushoenists expect everyone to swallow this dogma, but we won't put upper with it!

 

[Praxiteles]

...horses...shoes...chewing gum...I think I missed something.

Don't worry about it. None of this would have started if Darwin hadn't sailed to the Galapashoe Islands on a Bagel.

 

[Praxiteles]

Achoo! *sniff*

'Scuse me.

 

[Smidlee]

You can not expect evolution to take place in so short of a period of time as a hundred years. Now if you left those shoes in the closet for one hundred thousand years, they may change into something different.

Actually, it would take long than that today. Father Time is so old and senile these it would atleast take millions year which by that time he probably lose them.

 

[Praxiteles]

Actually, it would take long than that today. Father Time is so old and senile these it would atleast take millions year which by that time he probably lose them.

Well, if not his shoes, definitely he'd lose his marbles.

Marbles: yet another thing that evolution fails to explain.

 

[WaZoO]

Last I heard of father time, he was in In Sunnydale sellin' corn husks to tourists out behind KFC.

 

[JohnR7]

Well, if not his shoes, definitely he'd lose his marbles.

Marbles: yet another thing that evolution fails to explain.

You would have to talk to dr fraud if you want to know about people losing their marbles. If you wanted to know about looney birds, darwin might be your man.

 

[JohnR7]

Don't worry about it. None of this would have started if Darwin hadn't sailed to the Galapashoe Islands on a Bagel.

Really, I heard he was a good christian untell those drunken sailors got a hold of him and corrupted his beliefs.

 

[Praxiteles]

Really, I heard he was a good christian untell those drunken sailors got a hold of him and corrupted his beliefs.

Drunken sailors will to that every time. Some of my best friends are drunken sailors. Most of my worst ones are too.

Hardly any of them wear shoes, too. Instructive, isn't it?

 

[JohnR7]

Some of my best friends are drunken sailors.

So is it true what they say about how they have a girl in every port?

 

[Praxiteles]

So is it true what they say about how they have a girl in every port?

Well of course! Who else is going to wash their uniforms and make the coffee?

And shine their shoes?

 

[Smidlee]

Marbles: yet another thing that evolution fails to explain.

What? It's true marbles has nothing to do with ape evolved from a human ancestor yet the evolution of marbles is studied in marbology. In marblology they have learned marbles and checkers has a common ancestor. To learn about marble evolution more go to : www.chinesecheckers.com

 

[h2whoa]

So is it true what they say about how they have a girl in every port?

I don't know but there is a girl in my USB port, I think.

Oh well, time for the pills again.

h2

 

[Praxiteles]

People should stop posting in this thread. If people stopped posting in this thread it would be allowed to die with diginity. And shoes.

 

[Praxiteles]

Oh....

blast.

 

[smog]

Wait a second if our feet evolved to fit our shoes, and that our shoes simultaneously evolved to fit our feet, wouldn't there be some kind of problem?

 

[Praxiteles]

There certainly would be if they got out of sync.

But shoes don't evolve. That's obvious.

I mean, if you were walking along a beach and you came across a pair of shoes, would you assume that they evolved there?

Of course not. Instead it's quite clear that a failed businessman had left them there prior to taking a permanent swim. No evolution.