How do you keep yourself from spooning?

[MacFall]

Sleeping alone works for me.

 

[KingCrimson250]

I try to stick to forks

 

[MissProverbs31]

How about sporking?

 

[MehGuy]

Sleep with a woman who's just a head with no body.

 

[anewday]

Sleep with a woman who's just a head with no body.

That's just creepy .

 

[toastface_grillah]

Toasty's Three-Step Process:

1. Don't spoon.
2. Rinse and repeat as necessary.
3. Seriously; rinse and repeat as necessary.

Hasn't failed me yet.

 

[Thunder Peel]

I always use a spoon. Have you tried eating rice with a fork? It just doesn't work.

 

[crishmael]

I think of baseball.

 

[Musicc]

Sleep with a woman who's just a head with no body.

Normally, I go for the opposite combination.

 

[Keri]

Spooning, ftw.

 

[acropolis]

Don't fight the urge to spoon

 

[TheyCallMeDave]

Sleeping alone works for me.

Spooning ??? Whats your definition of that please ?! Never heard of it before. Sounds like what you do when you feed a one year old child...lol...

 

[MacFall]

 

[redblue22]

chop sticks and sticky rice. unless we're talking curry, then you can just use your fingers subcontinent style.

 

[Saucy]

Sleep with a woman who's just a head with no body.

I can't spoon or spork too hard or she'll pop :o

 

[trentlogain2]

How about sporking?

i found out that's what those fork/spoons were called yesterday at taco bell.

 

[Toro]

That's just creepy .

Yes it is, the creepiest part is, I wasn't the one to say it.

U must be "slippin" in my old age.

i found out that's what those fork/spoons were called yesterday at taco bell.

If they were good for anything I would say "Good God, what is wrong with you man?" but they are like a persistent betamax. They just wont go away even though they are worthless. They are the me of eating utensils lol

 

[Orange_County_Chopper]

Spoon with the one you love. For some, that might mean with their hand.

 

[Apollo Celestio]

How about sporking?

That's not very Christian!

 

[MissProverbs31]

That's not very Christian!

Judging? Alright then. Whatever you say.