Hook me in 20 words or less

[IfIonlyhadabrain]

There really are alot of great one-liners here. I wish I knew about this place sooner!

 

[Lessien]

On the list of superheroes I don't want saving my life, ADD Boy and Paranoia Lass are at the top.

Too bad they never saw that list.

 

[Twelve]

I couldn't possibly be as good as some of you. The talent I've seen here is amazing. I'll give it a shot, though.

He had tasted evil before...but not this way. Now he knew what it was like for Adam and Eve.

Wow...exactly 20 words.

 

[IfIonlyhadabrain]

In 30 words or less.

Before the blackness of death took him, in the eye of the man whose face he had ripped apart, he saw the monster he had become.

 

[Thunderring]

That was pretty good Twelve. Keep em coming.

If only I had known it would come to this then maybe I wouldn't have said yes.....

 

[WhoopsyDaisy]

Within a single moment her entire world had shifted beneath her feet. Before she could think, before she could breathe.

Haha, 20 words exactly. This is fun

 

[sunstruckdream]

Gag me with a spoon.
I'm serious. A big wooden one. I'm going to be sick.



I really like this thread. This has gotta be like my 5th post...

 

[Lessien]

Who would've ever thought one of those stupid MySpace bulletins would end up killing me?

I sure didn't.

 

[happyfreak14]

dying is an interesting experience. not that i'm reccomending it. but it has it's perks; and I should know...

 

[Inconspicuous]

I always dreamed of adventure; but in those dreams I was a main character, not a pawn.

 

[firzenr]

Read this or die.

 

[Thunderring]

Of all the things that could have gone wrong, of all the thousands of things, why did it have to be this one?


dang it twenty four words....

 

[IfIonlyhadabrain]

"Atlantis was on Mars? You're kidding right?"

"Just... hear me out."

 

[Lessien]

I think Weird Al based his "Ebay" song off my uncle. He is the embodiment of an Ebay addict.

 

[sunstruckdream]

It was one of those days. You know, the kind where you fall out of bed, get your hair snagged in the bedpost, and try to pull yourself up before you realize.

 

[firzenr]

I can hook you in just 3 words!

"You'll die tonight."

 

[NavyGuy7]

"That's 11 words," NavyGuy7 said to firzenr, smacking his head.

 

[firzenr]

"That's 11 words," NavyGuy7 said to firzenr, smacking his head.

"You'll still die tonight."

 

[NavyGuy7]

"I know what you did last semester," said the creepy guy to the 80's cliche hot babe.

 

[TrueImpossibility]

"That's 11 words," NavyGuy7 said to firzenr, smacking his head.

Actually, ten and a number. Unless you consider that "you'll" is really a combination of two words and therefore could be considered two words depending on how the word count is being measured and in that case it would be eleven words and a number.