Thank you for this uninformed/misinformed opinion which does not interest me. All nonsense.
The Talmud is filled with nonsense.
F.W. Farrar, in his preface to Paul Herson’s
A Talmudic Miscellany, said, “But yet I venture to say that it would be impossible to find less wisdom, less eloquence, and less high morality, imbedded in a vaster bulk of what is utterly valueless to mankind--to say nothing of those parts of it which are indelicate and even obscene--in any other national literature of the same extent.”
Talmud Judaism is a fulfillment of
Deuteronomy 28:28, which says that God would smite Israel “with madness, and blindness.”
Talmud Judaism is a fulfillment of the prophecy of a famine of hearing God’s Word.
“Behold, the days come, saith the Lord GOD, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the LORD: And they shall wander from sea to sea, and from the north even to the east, they shall run to and fro to seek the word of the LORD, and shall not find
it” (
Amos 8:11-12).
During her wanderings, Israel carefully and tediously preserved the Scriptures by the hands of the Massorites, but the word of God was hidden under layers of vain tradition so the words could not be clearly heard. And a vail was upon the hearts of the readers so that they could not understand what they were reading.
“But their minds were blinded: for until this day remaineth the same vail untaken away in the reading of the old testament; which
vail is done away in Christ. But even unto this day, when Moses is read, the vail is upon their heart” (
2 Co. 3:14-15).
Though Israel has the word of God in her own Scriptures that are kept in the arks of her synagogues and read every sabbath and venerated in her ceremonies, she is spiritually famished and not fed from God’s words. She has wandered everywhere seeking the word of God, trying to find the rabbi with the right interpretation.
B.H. Carroll, first president of the Southwestern Theological Seminary, said, “[The Talmud] may be likened to ‘a continent of mud,’ or, on account of the dryness of the matter, to the Sahara Desert minus its oases. It is as unpalatable as sawdust bread. Its diet is as void of nutritive properties as the sick soldier’s soup, according to his own hyperbolic description: ‘A piece of blue beef held up between the sun and a pot of boiling water, so as to boil its shadow’” (
An Interpretation of the English Bible).
Maurice Harris in the preface to
Hebraic Literature, 1901, says of the Talmud, “If we take it as a whole, it is good, it is bad and indifferent; it is trash and it is treasure; it is dust and it is diamonds; it is potsherd and it is pearls...”
The trash, dust, and potsherd side is
very large.
Consider some examples of nonsense taught in the Talmud:
The Talmud teaches that Adam’s first day was divided into twelve hours, and that he sinned and was expelled from the garden that day.
“R. Johanan b. Hanina said: The day consisted of twelve hours. In the first hour, his [Adam’s] dust was gathered; in the second, it was kneaded into a shapeless mass. In the third, his limbs were shaped; in the fourth, a soul was infused into him; in the fifth, he arose and stood on his feet; in the sixth, he gave [the animals] their names; in the seventh, Eve became his mate; in the eighth, they ascended to bed as two and descended as four; in the ninth, he was commanded not to eat of the tree, in the tenth, he sinned; in the eleventh, he was tried, and in the twelfth he was expelled [from Eden] and departed, for it is written, Man abideth not in honour.”
Talmud teaches that “God puts on phylacteries and prays, studies the law, weeps, and mourns” (Joel Kraemer,
Maimonides, p. 432).
The Talmud teaches that angels were best men at Adam’s marriage. “R. Abbahu said: The Holy One, blessed be He, took a cup of blessing and blessed them. R. Judah b. R. Simon said: Michael and Gabriel were Adam’s ‘best men’” (Bereishth Rabbah 18:13).
Consider other examples of Talmudic nonsense:
“It is indiscreet for one to sleep in a house as the sole occupant, for Lilith will seize hold of him” (
Shabbath., fol. 151, col. 2;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala;
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl04.htm). “Lilith is the name of a night ghost, said to have been Adam's first wife, but who, for her refractory conduct, was transformed into a demon endowed with power to injure and even destroy infants unprotected by the necessary amulet or charm.”
“He who passes seven nights in succession without dreaming deserves to be called wicked” (
Berachoth, fol. 14, col. 1;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl10.htm).
“A dog in a strange place does not bark for seven years” (Berachoth, fol. 61, col. 1;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl10.htm).
“There are seven skies: Villon, Raakia, Shechakim, Zevul, Mason, Maachon, and Aravoth” (
Chaggigah, fol. 12, col. 2;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl10.htm).
“Once upon a time a demon in the shape of a seven-headed dragon came forth against Rav Acha and threatened to harm him, but the Rabbi threw himself on his knees, and every time he fell down to pray he knocked off one of these heads, and thus eventually killed the dragon” (
Kiddushin, fol. 29, col. 2;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl10.htm).
“Seven years did the nations of the world cultivate their vineyards with no other manure than the blood of Israel” (
Gittin, fol. 57, col. 1;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl10.htm).
“A male hyæna after seven years becomes a bat; this after seven years, a vampire; this after other seven years, a nettle; this after seven years more, a thorn; and this again after seven years is turned into a demon. If a man does not devoutly bow during the repetition of the daily prayer which commences, ‘we reverently acknowledge,’ his spine after seven years becomes a serpent” (
Bava Kama, fol. 6, col. 1;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl10.htm).
“The Rabbis have taught that a man should not drink water on Wednesdays and Saturdays after night-fall, for if he does, his blood, because of risk, will be upon his own head. What risk? That from an evil spirit who on these evenings prowls abroad. But if the man be thirsty, what is he to do? Let him repeat over the water the seven voices ascribed to the Lord by David in
Psalm 29:3-9, ‘The voice of the Lord is upon the waters,’ etc.” (P'sachim, fol. 112, col. 1;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl10.htm).
When the doors of the Temple were opened the creaking of the hinges was heard at the distance of eight Sabbath days’ journey (
Yoma, fol. 39, col. 2;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl11.htm).
“... women are light-minded,
i. e., of shallow natural endowment, on which any serious discipline would be thrown away” (
Kiddushin, fol. 80, col. 2;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl12.htm).
God weeps every day (
Chaggigah, fol. 3, col. 2;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl12.htm).
God utters a curse against those who remain single after they are twenty years of age; and those who marry at sixteen please him, and those who do so at fourteen still more (
Kiddushin, fol. 29, col. 2;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl12.htm).
God is described as exacting an atonement for His own miscreations; as, for instance, His diminishing the size of the moon (
Shevuoth, fol. 9, col. 1;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl12.htm).
Ten things cause hemorrhoids: Eating cane leaves, the foliage and tendrils of the vine, the palate of cattle, the backbones of fish, half-cooked salt fish, wine lees, etc. (
Berachoth, fol. 55, col. 1;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl13.htm).
“Rabbi Huna the son of Rabbi Yehoshua ‘would not walk four cubits with an uncovered head’” (Kiddushin 31a). This is the basis for Orthodox men wearing head coverings in prayer, though it is not taught in Scripture.
“The Rabbis taught: On coming from a privy [outdoor toilet] a man should not have sexual intercourse till he has waited long enough to walk half a
mile, because the demon of the privy is with him for that time; if he does, his children will be epileptic” (Gittin 70a,
www.come-and-hear.com/gittin/gittin_70.html).
The Talmud contains nonsensical teaching about the resurrection.
According to the Talmud and the Zohar (Kabbalah), after the Messiah comes, dead Jews in Jerusalem will be resurrected first, but those who are buried outside of Jerusalem will roll like gourds to Israel in tunnels that God will create. The Talmud says the rolling will probably be painful. The luz bone of the deceased (possibly the coccyx) will be anointed with the “dew of the resurrection” which is stored in the highest heaven called Arabot. The bone will become as soft as dough and from it the resurrection body will grow. This is why many Jews pay tens of thousands of dollars to be buried in Jerusalem.
The Talmud exalts the wisdom of the rabbis to the level of God’s Word, even above God Himself.
Even contradictory statements by rival schools of rabbis (Hillel and Shammai) are the “words of the living God” (Eruvin 13b).
The Talmud claims that God acknowledges His weakness in argument, having been defeated by the rabbis! After describing a ridiculous exchange between rabbis, the following statement is supposedly made by God:
“My children have vanquished me! My children have vanquished me! They have defeated me in argument” (
Bava Metzia, fol. 59, col. 2;
Hebraic Literature: Translations from the Talmud, Midrashim, and Kabbala,
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/hl/hl12.htm).
Bava Metzia, fol. 86, col. 1 says that after one of God’s decisions was controverted by “the Academy” in heaven, the matter was settled by a rabbi brought from earth to judge the case.
Moral Filth
The Talmud has many ingenuous ways to circumvent God’s commandments about moral purity.
For example, tractate Yebamouth, Folio 54a, describes a situation in which a man falls from a roof and “accidentally” fornicates with his sister-in-law. In such a case, the rabbis say that no indignity resulted since it was not “intentionally caused.” The entire scene is ridiculous, unholy, obscene, and contrary to God’s law, but it is typical of many passages in the Talmud. (I am not going to quote the actual Talmud statement, because it is filthy.)
Leviticus 15:19-24 says that a woman is unclean during her menstrual period and if a man lie with her, he also becomes unclean. But the Talmud, in
Horayoth 4a, says “that a woman is not regarded as a ‘zabah’ [one with a discharge] except during the daytime because it is written, ‘all the
days of her issue.’”
Yebamouth, Folio 59a, 59b, says that a woman who has intercourse with beasts is not a harlot and can thus marry a high priest. The rabbis argue that “if the disqualification should be extended to unnatural intercourse also, you will find no woman eligible to marry a [high priest, since there is not one] who has not been in some way. ... which proves that unnatural intercourse does not cause a woman to be forbidden to marry a high priest” (cited from Elizabeth Dilling,
The Jewish Religion: Its Influence Today, p. 396, citing the Babylonian Talmud, Soncino Press 1936 edition). This is in direct opposition to
Leviticus 20:16 and 21:7.
The Talmud justifies pedophilia.
“Rab said: Pederasty with a child below nine years of age is not deemed as pederasty with a child above that. Samuel said: Pederasty with a child below three years is not treated as with a child above that. What is the basis of their dispute? — Rab maintains that only he who is able to engage in sexual intercourse, may, as the passive subject of pederasty throw guilt [upon the active offender]; whilst he who is unable to engage in sexual intercourse cannot be a passive subject of pederasty [in that respect]” (Sanhedrin, Folio 54a;
www.come-and-hear.com/sanhedrin/sanhedrin_54.html).
“R. Joseph said: Come and hear! A maiden aged three years and a day may be acquired in marriage by coition, and if her deceased husband’s brother cohabits with her, she becomes his” (
Sanhedrin 55b;
www.come-and-hear.com/sanhedrin/sanhedrin_55.html).
"Sexual intercourse with a girl less than three is ‘nothing’” (Kethuboth 11b, p. 58).
“R. Eleazar further stated: What is meant by the Scriptural text,
This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh? This teaches that Adam had intercourse with every beast and animal but found no satisfaction until he cohabited with Eve” (
Yebamoth 63a,
www.come-and-hear.com/yebamoth/yebamoth_63.html).
The Talmud teaches that the serpent lusted after Mary. “Said R. Joshua b. Karhah: It teaches you through what sin that wicked creature inveigled them, viz. because he saw them engaged in their natural functions, he [the serpent] conceived a passion for her” (Rabbah 18:6).