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Allstate: You're in good hands.

Alka-Seltzer: Try him, you'll like Him.

Tide: He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

Sears: He has everything.

Ford: He's got a better idea.

Hallmark Cards: He cared enough to send the very best.

Bayer Asprin: He works miracles.

Delta: He's ready when you are.

Alberto Vo-5: He holds through all kinds of weather.

Coke: He's the real thing.

The Post Office: Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail will keep Him from His appointed rounds.

Scotch Tape: You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

Dial Soap: Aren't you glad you've got Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

General Electric: He brings good things to life.