Present them as a symbolic gift to the descendants of King Alfred. Make a YouTube vid about how monarchs were not all bad. Turn this into a movie starring [generic action superstar] showing that it was actually an American who defeated the Danes, including a scene where [generic action superstar] throws the magna carta at King John’s feet then shoots the sherif of Nottingham after a scurrilous attempt by said sherif to speak proper English.
Search for homely commonalities: You wear pants, they wear pants; you eat chips, they eat chips; you eat biscuits, they eat biscuits; you have democratic governance, they have democratic governance.
How can I get my children off the post Easter sugar high?
I can help you there - whenever you see someone reading a book ask them how much of it they have read, if you’re not too picky about it being exactly 50% through then you can buy your own copy and read the rest.
If it’s not near or far how do I remember why I started this sentence?
I strongly recommend a past life regression therapist. Then you will not only realize why you started that sentence, you will understand the motivation for everything you do in this lifetime.
Should I go to every church service my church offers, or just the main Sunday liturgy?
I bought a product and it came with this FREE packet of silica gel. I really want to eat it. It was in little bag that says DO NOT EAT, but maybe that's just referring to the bag? I love eating gelatin, and that's a gel, right? This stuff looks great. It says "desiccant" but I say delicious! I really want to eat this silica gel.
Ever heard of homeopathy? They say if you take a little bit of something in dilution, it is more potent. So just eat a lot of the silica gel, then the effects should be diminished by volume.