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Paint? Windows? You are living in the tyranny of 1990s computing. Just code your own operating system, then it will do exactly what you want.

How should I arrange my books?

Stack them up and set fire to them.

What shall i do with next doors cat?
 
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invite him to dinner but please don't put him on quid's blazing pile!



what to do with noisy & nosy neighbors?

Get Trump to build a big wall around their property!

What car should i buy?
 
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Quid est Veritas?

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I don't think Congress has approved that State. I mean, I doubt they even want a state of no turmoil. Best just overthrow the government, that always leads to newfound peace and tranquility.

How can I keep my kitchen clean?
 
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Just start making up your own theories. It's fun! My latest is about the Keebler elves secretly being in control of the rap music industry, but if I tell you any more I'd have to kill you.

I can't seem to wake up.
 
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Invite me over and I will read to you my memoirs.

How can I entertain myself during this boring police interrogation? I've been in this room for like 72 hours now!
 
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Invite me over and I will read to you my memoirs
Deal. But before that I shall show you my Godzilla sticker collection. They say sharing is caring ;)

Now, to your boredom dilema whilst loooooong hours of interrogation...best time to order some Olive Garden and plead the fifth after terrorizing a pet shop.

People say I’m way too chatty. What ever should I do?
 
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You know what they say: if it can't be fixed with duct tape, it can't be fixed.

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People say I'm not chatty enough. Like, my silence creeps them out.
 
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You know what they say: if it can't be fixed with duct tape, it can't be fixed.

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Yikes!!! :muahah:

People say I'm not chatty enough. Like, my silence creeps them out

Just wear one of those horror movie masks so your silence will be less creepy.

Need to write something awesome on a friend’s surprise birthday cake. Suggestions.
 
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