Give "Bad" Advice (3)

[lucypevensie]

You can put anything white in there and get the same effect. Sour cream, cottage cheese, mashed potatoes...

Should I stay peeling potatoes right now, or wait till closer to dinner time?

 

[MrNoodle]

Simplify!! just draw your potatoes on paper and cut them out, its much faster and more creative!

If I choke to death on turkey who all beyond DavidFirth will be happy to see me go?

 

[lucypevensie]

That would be sad, of course, but you gotta admit that's a pretty good way to go.

How can I make my nephew's new girlfriend feel welcome at my house?

 

[Divide]

That would be sad, of course, but you gotta admit that's a pretty good way to go.

How can I make my nephew's new girlfriend feel welcome at my house?

Give her a big kiss! Lol.

"I'm stopping at the only store in town that's open right now, hey it's a guy I went to high school with who I haven't seen in forever!! What should I say to him?"

Got that 5 dollars that you still owe me?! Grr!

Creme cheese is good for coffee creamer?

 

[MrNoodle]

That would be sad, of course, but you gotta admit that's a pretty good way to go.

How can I make my nephew's new girlfriend feel welcome at my house?

Normally I'd say nude Thanksgiving meal. Since implying any nudity always makes everyone cringe. But today I'll say do the football greeting, and slap her backside as she walks through the door. "Welcome, WHACK!!!!"


Which way to the drive through for a snack?

 

[DavidFirth]

Take a long drive on a short pier.

How do I get out of yard work tomorrow?

 

[Dirk1540]

Leave your wife. If you don't live there anymore yard work is someone else's problem.

How do I get out of making my car payments?

 

[Divide]

Just stop making payments. Who cares about a credit score, lol.

What color tie with black slacks, and shirt?

 

[DavidFirth]

Pink, be the Joker for a change.

Black suit or Khaki suit?

 

[lucypevensie]

Neither. Wear a purple velvet suit with a red boa.

Mow lawn or rake leaves

 

[Divide]

Neither. Wear a purple velvet suit with a red boa.

Mow lawn or rake leaves

Hey that was close to home, grr! I used to own a navy blue velvet suit (when I was a young handsome man, lol) and almost wore that thing out, lol. I showed up to to the boss's function dressed in a nicer suit than the boss...No red boa though...

Just blow 'em all out into the street! Boom, done.

Solid pink tie or striped?

 

[DavidFirth]

Neither, dont wear a tie.

Thanksgiving leftovers or chicken?

 

[gennypearl]

don't eat. you've had enough.

is apple cider vinegar good?

 

[LaSorcia]

Yes, it's good on a salad, for a facial and as cologne. It's really an all-purpose liquid.

How can I forgive people easily?

 

[gennypearl]

don't get mad when they hurt you. let them keep hurting you so you don't have anything to forgive.

i got cramps again. any advice?

 

[LaSorcia]

Go find a nice Japanese boy.

My timing belt's squeaky. What should I do?

 

[gennypearl]

find a cat.

should we really cut our nails?

 

[LaSorcia]

No, then we can't hurt people with them.

How do I burn off some aggression?

 

[gennypearl]

use a match and gasoline.

should i throw my nephe's toys? they're everywhere.

 

[LaSorcia]

Give them to me, I can stomp on them.

I don't have any Thanksgiving leftovers, what should I snack on?