Give "Bad" Advice (3)

[gennypearl]

do not let your hearts be troubled, i heard. so just let it be.

should we really use lotion?

 

[DavidFirth]

Yes, you don't want your hands to chap.

Should I eat everything put in front of me on Thanksgiving?

 

[gennypearl]

yes, to refuse an offer is an insult.

should families get together?

 

[KevinC1129]

No, it's better to just ignore your family, especially on holidays.

Should I go for a walk this morning?

 

[gennypearl]

no, it's a waste of body's enerygy and sweat. you must use a technology every time you move.

should i put these puppies back to their cage?

 

[lucypevensie]

Would you like being in a cage, eating dog food, and using the bathroom outdoors for everyone to watch? Treat these animals with some dignity and let them be free.

My dog seems too have hurt her leg. What should I do?

 

[LaSorcia]

You gotta shoot her, just like a horse.

What should I tell my annoying friend?

 

[DavidFirth]

Tell your annoying friend to get a personality or get lost.

How do I avoid my brother-in-law during Thanksgiving?

 

[Divide]

Accidently dump the cranberry sauce all over him so he'll wnt to stay clear of you.

Should I go ahead for a one day fast on Thanksgiving?

 

[MrNoodle]

Sure more turkey for me

should we all wear elastic pants on Thursday?

 

[DavidFirth]

No, I'm too old for that.

Should we all become international spies?

 

[Dirk1540]

Yes, and Caucasians do well in places like Baghdad disguised in Trump hats.

The Flammable warning sticker fell off of my gas canister, does that mean that it's harmless now?

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Of course: it was obviously rendered inflammable once the flammable label fell off.

How can I encourage the military to stage a coup, like in Zimbabwe?

 

[Dirk1540]

The golden rule is that actions speak louder than words! If you want armed revolution then showcase your loaded weapons at your nearest military post, they should fall in line behind your lead after that.

Today I'm traveling for Thanksgiving, will the streets be safe for me with your coup going on?

 

[gennypearl]

yes, just screenshot your conversation with quid on this thread and you got immunity.

should you go to the hospital when any part of your body hurts?

 

[LaSorcia]

Go to the hospital for any and every reason. They give you free food and IVs are so much fun!

What topic should I chose for my dissertation?

 

[Divide]

A subject that you know absolutely nothing about. In that way you can learn as you go along writing it.

I'm a few days behind in my Bible reading program because I've been busy...pick up where i left off and catch up, or join in where there are now, or just skip it all for now and continue being too busy?

 

[LaSorcia]

Start reading the Bhagavad Gita.

How do I get rid of email spam?

 

[Divide]

you click on every one and open it, then click their link to the website and open it but do not buy anything, because then they will know, and leave you alone and stop the emails because you didn't buy the first time...

I'm out of coffee creamer. Should I go get more or just drink it black or with milk?

 

[Dirk1540]

The problem is coffee creamer goes bad too fast, store & use grain alcohol instead, especially before driving because it's relaxing and driving can be stressful.

I'm stopping at the only store in town that's open right now, hey it's a guy I went to high school with who I haven't seen in forever!! What should I say to him?