Give "Bad" Advice (3)

[LaSorcia]

What would someone as short as you know about basketball? Are you trying to live vicariously?

Should I throw perfectly useful things away or give them to charity?

 

[gennypearl]

throw them away. charity is overrated.

what should i do to tall people who picks on my height?

 

[LaSorcia]

Get a step stool and start a fight.

Should I see a doctor?

 

[gennypearl]

no, as long as you're breathing, you're good. you're just making them richer when you do.

should i exercise everyday?

 

[LaSorcia]

Girl, if you wanna be pumped, you gotta work out 3 times a day. And you ain't pumped if your veins aren't poppin.

I'm hearing voices and no one's home. Are they real?

 

[gennypearl]

oh no, looks like the dwarfs and goblins made it to your room. they're for real!

how do i tell someone that i'll go sleep now.

 

[LaSorcia]

You just walk away and say nothing. They'll get the hint when they hear you snoring from the other room.

I'm seriously beginning to wonder about Quid Est Veritas' sanity. What do you think we should do about it?

 

[lucypevensie]

Mental illness is contagious. Wash your hands frequently and wear surgical protective gear.

Which store has the best prices on potatoes?

 

[LaSorcia]

There's a little corner shop in Gweedore, Ireland that sells them at absolute rock-bottom prices.

For how long should I bake a turkey?

 

[DavidFirth]

Until it's done. But don't overcook it!

How much food should I eat on Thursday?

 

[lucypevensie]

Why not fast on Thursday? That way there'll be an extra helping of everything for someone else.

What's the first step I should take towards becoming a minimalist?

 

[DavidFirth]

Minimalize your day.

Should Trump have pardoned that turkey?

 

[Divide]

Yes of course, otherwise we couldn't eat that all yummy bologna instead of big bird, lol.

Should Trump gift the turkey a land parcel on his way out the door?

 

[DavidFirth]

Sure, a parcel of land in the Mojave Desert.

Should the next president have weird hair, too?

 

[gennypearl]

the next president should have a purple-colored hair.

what is the best power anyone can have?

 

[*Jesus Freak*]

The best power anyone can have is the power of secretly being able to pick your friends nose without them knowing you are doing it.

How many slices of pumpkin pie should I eat on Thanksgiving?

 

[gennypearl]

you should eat all of it. don't share it to anyone else.

should one take a bath everyday?

 

[*Jesus Freak*]

No, I say once a month. It is good to work up a good stench so people can stay far away from you.

should you brush your teeth two times per day?

 

[gennypearl]

make that two times per week. you can save a lot of money by doing that.

should we follow the rules?

 

[lucypevensie]

You know what they say. Rules are made to be broken. I believe that.

I'm worried that I forgot to buy something super important for dinner on Thursday.