Give "Bad" Advice (2)

[lucypevensie]

Just tell it the sun will be going down soon and then he'll have no choice but to go away. This will really discourage it, and before you know it, it'll be gone.

It's pretty warm here. How can I cool off?

 

[forest flower]

Bathe in ice

How can I successfully catch fish?

 

[fdsfndls]

Stick your head under water and try to kiss them.

What present should I buy for my teacher?

 

[Lioness901]

Give you teacher the book "teaching for dummies."

What should I wear to Church this Sunday??

 

[forest flower]

Sweaty gym clothes

What art style should I try?

 

[forest flower]

*bump* How can I know that someone is alive?

 

[lucypevensie]

Walk up to them and stand about 3 inches from their face, then yell "WAKE UP!" If they wake up you will know they are alive.

I'm not sure if it's going to rain soon or not. Should I walk the dog?

 

[forest flower]

Yes, you can always hold the dog up to block the rain.

How can I get rid of split ends?

 

[lucypevensie]

Use a bit of superglue on the end of each damaged hair.

I'm not sure what to do. It just rained, then it cooled off. Im perfectly comfortable right now. Do I sleep with the window open or closed? What about blankets? Or should i just cover with a sheet?Should I turn on a fan or not?

 

[forest flower]

Leave the window open, ditch the blanket and turn the fan on.

What Disney song should I listen to next?

 

[lucypevensie]

Another One Bites the Dust

I need a nap but have so many things to do!

 

[forest flower]

Multitask like a dolphin. Sleep with half your brain at once.

What is good homework music?

 

[lucypevensie]

"Another Brick in the Wall". Great song, great lyrics. You will be totally motivated to do your best in school!

Not much good in the house to eat. What will I do about lunch???

 

[forest flower]

Sneak into the neighbours house, I'm sure they won't mind missing food.

How do I get food to walk from the kitchen to my mouth?

 

[WannaWitness]

Let it sit in the fridge for a month, then wave a magic wand and chant the phrase "food come hither" five times in a monotone voice.

What should I wear to church this Sunday?

 

[lucypevensie]

Rent an Elvis costume!

I'm kind of tired and cold and a little bit achy and sore.

 

[MissRowy]

run the bath and put ice cubes in it...it will ease the aches

What should I have for lunch today?

 

[lucypevensie]

How about a big cream puff topped with chocolate ganache, caramel sauce drizzled over the top. With a diet coke.

How can I make kitchen clean-up more fun?

 

[forest flower]

Tell your kids there is treasure in one of the cupboards but they have 10mins to find it. Then simply bin everything that they pull out. It's quick too.

What colour should I dye my hair?

 

[lucypevensie]

If you can't decide, just go with rainbow streaks.

I'm tired but cant sleep.