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I've heard countless people tell me about George Carlin's new book, and it's on the walls of bookstores at the local malls:
"When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?:
"It's now possible to travel completely around the world without money or credit card. You must be prepared, however, to walk and swim extremely long distances."
A MODERN MAN
"I'm a modern man,
digital and smoke-free;
a man for the millennium.
A diversified, mulit-cultural,
post-modern deconstructionist;
politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded,
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing,
I know the downsize of upgrading.
I'm a high-tech low-life.
A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art,
bi-coastal mulit-tasker,
and I can give you a gigabyte in a naosecond.
I'm new wave, but I'm old school;
and my inner child is outward bound.
I'm hot-wired, heat-seeking,
warm-hearted cool customer;
voice-activated and bio-degradeable.
I interface with my database;
and my database is my cyberspace;
so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive,
and from time to time I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve,
ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet,
pushing the envelope.
I'm on point, on task, on message,
and off drugs.
......I'm in the moment, on the edge,
over the top, but under the radar....
A high-concept, low-profile,
medium-range ballistic missionary.....
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top-gun bottom feeder.......
I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated,
pre-sceened, pre-approved, pre-packed,
post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped
and vacuumed-packed........
I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt;
and I'm hangin' tough.
Over and out."
...............
Some of his work is typically George Carlin, and not very religious...a little too street-wise and temporal for me in parts,---however, he does enlighten alot of us as liberal christians to the evils of the present times around us in a less serious way. Alot of non-religious liberal believers---those who are turned off by the hypocrisies of the church senarios around them...do like his humor...and feel his statement is still a religious one, however how he uses his humor....
This is my thought:
"A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a downcast spirit dries up the bones..." Proverbs 17:22
"An intelligent mind aquires knowledge,
and the ear of the wise seeks knowledge." Proverbs 18:15
"When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?:
"It's now possible to travel completely around the world without money or credit card. You must be prepared, however, to walk and swim extremely long distances."
A MODERN MAN
"I'm a modern man,
digital and smoke-free;
a man for the millennium.
A diversified, mulit-cultural,
post-modern deconstructionist;
politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded,
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing,
I know the downsize of upgrading.
I'm a high-tech low-life.
A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art,
bi-coastal mulit-tasker,
and I can give you a gigabyte in a naosecond.
I'm new wave, but I'm old school;
and my inner child is outward bound.
I'm hot-wired, heat-seeking,
warm-hearted cool customer;
voice-activated and bio-degradeable.
I interface with my database;
and my database is my cyberspace;
so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive,
and from time to time I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve,
ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet,
pushing the envelope.
I'm on point, on task, on message,
and off drugs.
......I'm in the moment, on the edge,
over the top, but under the radar....
A high-concept, low-profile,
medium-range ballistic missionary.....
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top-gun bottom feeder.......
I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated,
pre-sceened, pre-approved, pre-packed,
post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped
and vacuumed-packed........
I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt;
and I'm hangin' tough.
Over and out."
...............
Some of his work is typically George Carlin, and not very religious...a little too street-wise and temporal for me in parts,---however, he does enlighten alot of us as liberal christians to the evils of the present times around us in a less serious way. Alot of non-religious liberal believers---those who are turned off by the hypocrisies of the church senarios around them...do like his humor...and feel his statement is still a religious one, however how he uses his humor....
This is my thought:
"A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a downcast spirit dries up the bones..." Proverbs 17:22
"An intelligent mind aquires knowledge,
and the ear of the wise seeks knowledge." Proverbs 18:15