Meanwhile, back in the wintery forest, Doctor Sphinx was engaged in a discussion with
@Sam91, about why he needed her, rather than say,
@DavidFirth,
@Dirk1540,
@Spikey,
@CtC, or even the moderate
@LaSorcia.
'They just don't get me like you do, Sam91. The Captain always has me cleaning up that filthy poop-deck. I think CtC is secretly jealous of my rather handsome features,' Doctor Sphinx answered. 'Look,' he gestured, 'he even built a veruca into this prosthetic nose he designed me. Dirk1540 - well, me and he hardly ever talk. Spikey has more in common with my once-monstrous-and-much-reviled-ego-of-epic-proportions, and LaSorcia - she's just too competitve. It nearly got her killed on the CF Sea Forth II'.
Sam sighed. She actually did rather enjoy the wonderful Winterland she had found herself in, but wasn't altogether thrilled at the thought of sharing her adventure with this Sphinx.
'I'm competitive too,' Sam replied. 'I dispatched far more sea-trolls than you did during our last battle.'
'And I'm a female,' she added, just to test if it would have any effect. She knew the Sphinx claimed to be a he, and seemed to have a certain expectation that he was therefore able to outperform females at, well, everything.
The doctor nodded, although he didn't seem the slightest bit perturbed. 'See? I told you that you are different. I'm not even upset that you won. I'm just pleased that you weren't hurt, after disobeying my instructions.'
Sam91 gave the doctor a glare, and they both walked on in silence; the crisp, cool air, the clean snow, and the beautiful Winter scenery quickly helping them forget their disagreement.
The duo had been walking some time through the forest now, and they suddenly came to a clearing.
'Wagon tracks!' the doctor pointed. 'This is where those uncircumcised Philistines captured the poor, brave Green Leprechaun'.
'Doctor, are you sure that's what they were?' asked Sam thoughtfully.
'Sam91, haven't you read the bible? No less an authority than King David declared about their champion, "Who is this..."'
'No,' interrupted Sam91, What I meant was that everything I've seen points me to the conclusion that we are somehow in the land of Narnia. And from what I learned about Narnia in school, there were no Philistines...'
'Wait! So you think I could have imagined all this? What about these wagon tracks?' the Doctor gave Sam91 a puzzled glance.
'The Calormenes were the villains in Narnia,' explained Sam91 patiently. 'I suspect that the raiding party you believed to be Philistines was actually comprised of Calormenes, but what Calormenes would be doing in Narnia during the Winter period, I still cannot deduce.'
The Doctor raised his eyebrows at his friend's deductive reasoning. 'And you think LaSorcia, or even the Captain, would be able to reason so well as that?' he asked.
Sam91 gave a half-smile. She was pleased she had been able to help, but was cautious so as not to feed her own ego so as to grow it to be as repulsive as the good Doctor's once-monstrous-and-much-reviled-ego-of-epic-proportions had been.
'The wagon tracks head that way,' explained the Doctor, 'so we must follow as quickly as we are able.'
The duo headed off along the trail in the direction the wagon had been heading, still enjoying the peacefulness and cleanliness of the place, but silently wondering how best to rescue the Green Leprechaun when finally they should catch the Calormenes.