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LaSorcia wasn't a mod for nothing. She surveyed the surroundings and ordered @sunshineforJesus to get these guests a cup of tea. She rather imperiously asked the good doc why he was stood in such an aggressive stance. The two armed men turned around and were struck by her beauty.

They looked at each other and bowed to her thinking she was some foreign queen and a gracious one at that...
 
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But there was no time for idle chit chat.

'Now you are here,' said she, 'This tent is most assuredly disorganised. I will need you to move that heavy sea-chest over there by the bed, to the other side, over here.' She gestured with her pinky finger.

Sam91 watched in amazement as LaSorcia had the intruders - or guests - reorganising her make-shift first-aid station tent into a veritable mobile hospital tent, and all this before Sunshine had even prepared the tea.

The men grunted and puffed as they moved around the furniture, and appeared particularly perplexed the times LaSorcia asked them to move furniture back to where they'd just moved it from - but whether it was her beauty, her assertiveness, the katars elegantly but concerningly positioned on her waist-belt, or a combination of these factors, the men didn't complain.
 
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Captain @DavidFirth watched the mens efforts and felt rather guilty at just remaining in his bed. He turned over to go to sleep when @LaSorcia ordered him to get up and get washed. There was fresh water awaiting him outside.
 
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Captain @DavidFirth watched the mens efforts and felt rather guilty at just remaining in his bed. He turned over to go to sleep when @LaSorcia ordered him to get up and get washed. There was fresh water awaiting him outside.
LaSorcia generously provided two pegs for the two orderlies to help escort the injured Captain to the ocean - it had been some time since he'd had a proper bath - and the orderlies gladly protected their noses with the pegs. Once the pegs were in place, the Captain could have a bath - somewhat cold and salty, but nevertheless cleansing.
 
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Sometime later when the Captain was clean and decent he sat down to meet with @LaSorcia and the two men.

Sam91 and the good doc pretended to play uno but the game was a farce because they were really listening in and placing down any card whenever the conversation got interesting

'We will pay you both 400USD each if you guide us safely across Somalia. Of course we will feed you on route.'

These terms were deemed very generous judging by the quick and no questions asked acceptance.

'We would like to buy a minibus/or van too as we hope to travel to Egypt.'


The good doctor paled, arousing his good but sometimes temperamental friend's suspicion.
 
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'Uno!' cried the Doctor triumphantly, as he played his penultimate card - a Draw 4, changing the colour to yellow. Sam91 had been so distracted by the intrigue involved with LaSorcia and DavidFirth's plot to people-smuggle the crew across Somalia and into Egypt - again - that she had paid no attention to the Doctor's ever-decreasing card pile. And now it was too late. The doctor played his final card - a healthy, yellow 'S', representing Sphinx, and the game was over.

'Doctor?' asked Sam91 questioningly.

'Yes?' replied the Doctor.

'I have a question to ask you,' replied the other.

'Ah, dear Sam91, it all comes down to luck, skill, and an uncanny ability to mix them together to get rid of all one's cards first,' explained the Doctor.

'No, a question about Egypt,' replied Sam91.

The good Doctor's face paled again, further arousing his good-but-sometimes-temperamental friend's suspicions...
 
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'Somalia? How did you scallywags manage to end up in Somalia? Take me up top deck immediately so's I can navigate this tub!' the forlorn Captain hollered.
 
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'Can you er not give him something to... settle him?' Whispered the good-but-not-so-patient-doc.

@Sam91 glanced at @LaSorcia and shook her head vigorously.

'Sphinxy what happened when you were abandoned in Egypt? Was it just the scorpions, or did something else happen to you?'

Samantha took advantage of the time it takes the good doc to draw a breath before uttering his response -the trait sometimes, though not necessarily so, of a shady character- and pondered what had happened to her pyramid and the fate of the journalists. She hoped they had escaped the makeshift sarcophagi (giant vases) that she'd packed them into after chloroforming them before dropping them off in ancient ancient cave system with just water and sandwiches.

She also wondered if they'd 'reported' it to the police and whether she ought to warned laSorcia of her previous misdeeds. The doctor seemed to be looking at her impressed.

Not wanting to lose her reputation for a certain amount of piety she went looking for her yarmulke-of-protection-against-mental-eavesdroppers.

@sunshineforJesus was playing uno with @joyshirley, while @*LILAC was making the boatless-captain @DavidFirth 's favourite ribs for guests and crew.

It seemed that the good docs explanation was finally forthcoming when he said

'After...
 
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Sam91 looked at the seemingly slow on the uptake captain with the utmost patience and compassion and said

'A little amnesia is to be expected after the thud you gained from the-hideously-grotesque-and-gigantically-oversized-ego-of-epic-proportions' club. It knocked you into the sea and @*LILAC rescued you in a life boat.

He invaded with an army of sea trolls. The rest of us had no choice to abandon ship and @CtC blew it up.

'We arrived a couple of days later in Somalia. You were unconscious throughout except for one brief moment aboard the lifeboat. I am very sorry for your loss, but the crew suffered no permanent injuries. Praise the Lord for His protection'

She patted his shoulder consolingly.
 
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joyshirley rose after sunshine beat her resoundingly at Uno.

"Good on you, sunshine! :) I never was much good at card games."

"I am very good at surprising people, though," js thought to herself as her phone buzzed into action.

David and the others were still engaged in earnest conversation. At least, they were attempting to pacify David who was getting quite vociferous in his demands that his ship be reinstated immediately, that the decks be swabbed, that ribs be cooked on the deck of his ship for supper, that his ship better not be lying at the bottom of the sea or - or - or - and here words failed him.

js felt terribly sorry that the old tub had had to be sacrificed. She observed the rest of the crew sitting round, looking lost and a bit bored as they awaited the next move.

At that moment, a young man looked into the tent, spotted js and went over to her.

"Who is that?" sunshine asked. He's not one of the crew, but he seems to know js."

"js appears to know people in all sorts of weird places," Dr Sphinx said dismissively, turning his attention back to evading Sam's latest question.

"All set, then? Ready to sail on the tide?" js whispered.

"Yes - in one hour's time. Don't muck around or you'll be stuck here all night," js' companion replied, before slipping out of the tent.

"David, do you feel well enough to step outside for a breath of fresh air?" js asked solicitously.

'You bet!" David boomed. "Tired of livin' in a tent. Want some sea air in my lungs! Give us your arm, matey!"

David stepped outside with js and took a deep breath. Colour returned to his face as he gazed around at the bay. It really was rather beautiful, being far from the maddening crowd and unspoilt by human footprints.

"That's a beauty out there!" David said, his gaze fixed on a sturdy and well-weathered little ship anchored in the bay.

"Captain..." js began.

"Not Captain of my own boat any more," David said sadly.

"That's what I'm trying to tell you, though. That boat is yours! Well, ours! It's about to be put out to pasture, as it were, so we can have it for nothing! I know - it's wonderful, eh? There is nothing wrong with it and room for all of us. It's just waiting for a Captain to take command. So get your crew on board and let's get out of here!"

By now, js was dancing in excitement as David looked astonished, then let out a roar of "All aboard!!"

The others came rushing out to see what the noise was about.

"How did js manage this, I wonder?" Dr S whispered to Sam.

"Must know someone. Better than a hike through Somalia in this heat, though," Sam replied.

"Come on, Sam, Dr S, everyone! If we get moving, we'll be miles away before anyone figures out where we have gone. Tie those two men up!"

The Captain was totally back in his element now.

js rushed to load gear into the rowboats nearby and an hour later, everyone was on board. Raising the anchor, the little ship melted into the outgoing tide.

"The voyage continues and I'm where I belong - on me ship! Now where's my supper? I'm starving!" David grinned.
 
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***ps wr*ng thr**d.

"Oh no you don't, Spikey!" Captain David roared. "Never mind trying to get away. You're sticking with this crew and that's that! You never know when a Manchurian - er Manchesterian - um - accent like yours will be useful. Siddown and have some supper!"
 
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Spikey sat down, David was quite scary when he raised his voice, "Have you got any Lancashire hotpot for supper" Spikey asked. "It's haggis and battered mars bars for supper tonight" said David twisting the end of his moustache menacingly.. "Get it eaten and be grateful for it" he added.

Meanwhile....
 
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Stars lit up the sky in a beautiful symphony of light as CTC and Lost4Words pored over some detailed maps.

"I reckon we should head in this direction," CTC said, stabbing his finger at a route drawn on the map.

"Hmm - I don't know," Lost mused. Could be a pretty wild ride at this time of year."

Spikey ate a mouthful of the haggis, not daring to say he never had liked that dish. Surreptitiously moving his plate aside with a look at js, he said, "England or bust!" as js whipped his plate away, unseen.

"Well now, that would be an interesting voyage!" CTC murmured as he shuffled through the maps.

"New Zealand isn't too far away," js ventured. She was feeling just a teeny bit homesick.

"No, no - we're going back to Egypt," David said. "Time enough for trips home later - maybe..."
 
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'@joyshirley, yer totally awesome! Man the cannons, scrub the deck and Doc, get to cleaning the poop deck already!' the thrilled Captain bellowed.

'Spicy sauce on me ribs and away we go! We's is goin' to do some adventurin' in the Egypt, let's be about it, people! I'll whip you scallywags into a crew yet.' further hollered the Captain. 'And we'll build some churches where they aint none now!'
 
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@Sam91 offered her the medallion that Doctor.Sphinx had given her for JS to use as a badge to show rank.
 
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