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EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why do we park our cars in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
 

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Originally posted by fieldmouse3
Good question.....I think about the mascara one every time I put it on. :) I really CAN'T do it with my mouth closed.

The next time I put on mascara, I will check it out. ;)
 
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me too....

I can get my eyelids/eyebags/whatever :p in a good position for mascaraing without opening my mouth.

It's easier with an open mouth though.

Not that I'm putting on mascara, but anyone can go through the motions!

I like the driveway and parkway one. :D
 
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