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And verily, it "came to pass" (thus quoting the Book of Mormon), that God's voice drifted through the window and said "I gave you free will didn't I??"

"Now get up and shut the window yourself. And in any case why shouldn't the raccoons be able to live in your house? They're My creatures too you know!"
 
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I actually did this once - a long time ago.

I was standing there with the dog's heartworm tablet in my hand, and day dreaming about something.

I looked down and saw the tablet. I suppose it was a reflex action but the next thing I knew I'd taken the dog's tablet.

I ended up ringing the poisons bureau (or whatever it's called) to find out if it was going to matter. The bloke on the other end didn't think so, but at least I was not going to get heartworm for a couple of days!
 
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Sad!
 
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