Do YOU have a crush on anyone? (22)

[Guy Incognito]

PACEY!!!!!!

So open up your morning light, And say a little prayer for I. You know that if we are to stay alive. Then see the peace in every eye.

YouTube - Pacey and Joey - Stolen Kisses 1

YouTube - Dawson's Creek Part of Stolen Kisses Pacey and Joey

Further evidence of his great acting...also from The Creek

YouTube - Uncharted Waters - Pacey Witter crying

 

[Tehchad]

Listen here sir! Go ahead...bring on that eye candy. I can take it.

you sure?

 

[SweetDee]

you sure?

Positive.

 

[Oddish]

My crush does like to wind me up, but he can get away with it.

*bumping thread*

 

[Tehchad]

Positive.

mk....

I'll have to start a mountain candy thread I think....

 

[Tink]

I found this and had to laugh...

Dating Application

Thank you for your interest in dating me. Due to the high volume of interested applicants, I will not be able to reply to all. Allow four to six weeks for processing. A $10 processing fee may be imposed for incomplete or illegible applications.

Applicant’s Full Name______________________

Applicant’s Nickname(s) _____________________________

Age _____

Height_____

Weight______

Occupation _____________________________

Vision Score _________

Credit Score__________

Please state specific reason(s) for your last breakup.

Has a restraining order ever been filed against you?

Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

Do you currently have a driver’s license?

Have you ever been married?

Have you ever undergone sexual reassignment surgery?

Are you currently taking any medications?

Do you have piercings/tattoos? Please specify where and how many.

Do you floss your teeth?

Do you wax/shave your chest?

Do you wax, shave, or pluck other regions of your body?

Do you partake of recreation drugs? Which ones and how often?

Do you smoke cigarettes/cigars?

How many drinks do you consume on average on a weeknight?

How many drinks do you consume on average on a weekend?

What time do you wake up on weekends?

Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on?

How often do you travel for work?

How much time do you spend looking in the mirror per day?

Does it take you longer than fifteen minutes to get ready?

How many “psycho” ex-girlfriends do you have?

How many exes are you still hooking up with?

When was the last time you had sexual intercourse? ___ a few hours ago ____a few days ago ____a few months ago ____a few years ago

How many porn subscriptions are currently in your name?

Can you provide written documentation that you are free of STDs?

Do you have any sexual dysfunctions that cannot be treated by a doctor?

How many one night stands have you had in the last six months?

On average, how many women do you sleep with at one time?

Please specify all fetishes.Check applicable sleep conditions: ___ sleep apnea ___bed wetting ___ sleep-walking ___sleep-talking ___random thrashing ____cover hogging

Do you have a reputation in the San Francisco Bay Area? If so, please specify.

Have you ever dated any of my friends or family members?

Have you ever been suspected of cheating on a former girlfriend?

Will you dance?

Do you own cats?

Do you like garlic?

Do you have children?

Do you like children?

Do you live alone or with a roommate?

Do you have a good relationship with your mother?

Is she prone to mood swings or currently taking anti-depressants?

Do you wear cologne? Please spray this form with the kind you are likely to wear on a date.

What is your preferred mode of communication? ___ text ___phone ___email ___IM ___Post-It note ____social networking site

Describe your perfect first date.

Please attach one baby picture, three references, and a copy of your current immunization records.

I ATTEST THAT THESE ANSWERS ARE TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY.

X _______________________________________

 

[sweetlambofgod]

I found this and had to laugh...

Dating Application

Thank you for your interest in dating me. Due to the high volume of interested applicants, I will not be able to reply to all. Allow four to six weeks for processing. A $10 processing fee may be imposed for incomplete or illegible applications.

Applicant’s Full Name______________________

Applicant’s Nickname(s) _____________________________

Age _____

Height_____

Weight______

Occupation _____________________________

Vision Score _________

Credit Score__________

Please state specific reason(s) for your last breakup.

Has a restraining order ever been filed against you?

Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

Do you currently have a driver’s license?

Have you ever been married?

Have you ever undergone sexual reassignment surgery?

Are you currently taking any medications?

Do you have piercings/tattoos? Please specify where and how many.

Do you floss your teeth?

Do you wax/shave your chest?

Do you wax, shave, or pluck other regions of your body?

Do you partake of recreation drugs? Which ones and how often?

Do you smoke cigarettes/cigars?

How many drinks do you consume on average on a weeknight?

How many drinks do you consume on average on a weekend?

What time do you wake up on weekends?

Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on?

How often do you travel for work?

How much time do you spend looking in the mirror per day?

Does it take you longer than fifteen minutes to get ready?

How many “psycho” ex-girlfriends do you have?

How many exes are you still hooking up with?

When was the last time you had sexual intercourse? ___ a few hours ago ____a few days ago ____a few months ago ____a few years ago

How many porn subscriptions are currently in your name?

Can you provide written documentation that you are free of STDs?

Do you have any sexual dysfunctions that cannot be treated by a doctor?

How many one night stands have you had in the last six months?

On average, how many women do you sleep with at one time?

Please specify all fetishes.Check applicable sleep conditions: ___ sleep apnea ___bed wetting ___ sleep-walking ___sleep-talking ___random thrashing ____cover hogging

Do you have a reputation in the San Francisco Bay Area? If so, please specify.

Have you ever dated any of my friends or family members?

Have you ever been suspected of cheating on a former girlfriend?

Will you dance?

Do you own cats?

Do you like garlic?

Do you have children?

Do you like children?

Do you live alone or with a roommate?

Do you have a good relationship with your mother?

Is she prone to mood swings or currently taking anti-depressants?

Do you wear cologne? Please spray this form with the kind you are likely to wear on a date.

What is your preferred mode of communication? ___ text ___phone ___email ___IM ___Post-It note ____social networking site

Describe your perfect first date.

Please attach one baby picture, three references, and a copy of your current immunization records.

I ATTEST THAT THESE ANSWERS ARE TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY.

X _______________________________________

thats like the dating my daughter application

 

[Tink]

I haven't seen it, but it's probably funny too!!!

 

[SweetDee]

mk....

I'll have to start a mountain candy thread I think....

Lol I'll be keeping my eyes open for it!

 

[Thunder Peel]

If I just answer every question on that sheet with "I like pie", would that be considered suitable?

 

[Rhye]

If I just answer every question on that sheet with "I like pie", would that be considered suitable?

If you like pie then you need to be willing to bake a pie with your girl. Then the answer would be YES!

 

[Thunder Peel]

If you like pie then you need to be willing to bake a pie with your girl. Then the answer would be YES!

I would actually bake a pie for my girl if I

a) Had a girl

b) Could bake without starting a fire or making something inedible

Oh well. I can dream at least.

 

[Rhye]

I would actually bake a pie for my girl if I

a) Had a girl

b) Could bake without starting a fire or making something inedible

Oh well. I can dream at least.

Well, there is the bright side.

a) when you have a girl again you can ask her if she like too.

b) you can just stand there and look cute, and she will enjoy making it for you.

 

[Thunder Peel]

Well, there is the bright side.

a) when you have a girl again you can ask her if she like too.

b) you can just stand there and look cute, and she will enjoy making it for you.

I like it! Although I'd feel bad not helping make the pie so I'd at least off to help in some way and just bring her flowers to make up for my poor culinary skills.

 

[Rhye]

I like it! Although I'd feel bad not helping make the pie so I'd at least off to help in some way and just bring her flowers to make up for my poor culinary skills.

See! Perfect.
Also, you can help her taste it and tell her how amazing it is. =D

 

[Thunder Peel]

See! Perfect.
Also, you can help her taste it and tell her how amazing it is. =D

To quote Zoidberg: "There no part of that sentence I didn't like!"

 

[Rhye]

To quote Zoidberg: "There no part of that sentence I didn't like!"

To quote myself "I'm so happy to see you smiling."

 

[Tehchad]

To quote Zoidberg: "There no part of that sentence I didn't like!"

LOL

 

[Edwards1984]

Mook'tar. Oogie boogie.

 

[Rhye]

I thought I write this so that I don't explain it to everyone about it, cause it does break my heart a little.

So, on friday when I came home, my parents kept asking, "how are you feeling, what did you think?" I wouldn't give them a straight answer. On saturday, I saw him again after my best friends art show and I have to say I had such a great time again. I really miss a guy being that attentive with me, noticing me, holding my hand, and most importantly not having insecurities. I know it was only the second date, but we really, really connected. He told me on friday that he travels a lot for work and he is going to be moving to another state. Which meant a lot of things, one of them would be having a long distant relationship with him. I know he wanted to date not for fun but for marriage. Which I thought was a big "WOW people here do that too, YAY"
Besides the long distance, even if things "worked out" that would mean moving. Again, my family, my work, my school. It would be hard for me. So last night, after explaining everything to him, he was so understanding and thanked me for being wise enough to see this before we started anything else. He also told me, he mentioned that in the beginning because he liked me a lot (apparently he knew more about me from my friend then I did about him) and he wanted us on the same page cause his last gf did not like when he was traveling a lot. Okay, this is long...but he gave me a big long hug (is it bad that I loved that so much?). I'm really sad because of this, and I did not tell my parents I made that choice because of it, cause I know it would hurt them a lot knowing I choose being with my family and friends over someone I can have a good relationship with. But, I wanted to stop this before it got serious. I know it would get serious...I know my heart (and saw a little bit of his). Maybe, it would have worked, maybe not, but one thing I do know is that I need* someone here with me. I felt like a selfish person and someone who is not fighting for "love" or to have love, but its the big choice I made, and now I need to live with it.


Okay. I just spilled my love life at you guys. Sowwie!
But, I have to say, I am not scared to go on a blind date anymore.