Do you dress provocatively for your spouse?

[Solomons Porch]

Which just goes to prove that all women are difrent 'cause No... just .... no.

Black t-shirt & a kilt now.. that does it for me

Me too, i was gonna say the same but didn't and I am nowhere near Scottish

 

[Runswithdogs]

I used to play at the renaissance faires when I lived in the US... Trust me when I say theres a LOOOOT of women that appeciate a man in a kilt

 

[Solomons Porch]

I used to play at the renaissance faires when I lived in the US... Trust me when I say theres a LOOOOT of women that appeciate a man in a kilt

Thank God now I dont feel alone

 

[Martyr's Crown]

This definitely fits the "different strokes for different folks" criteria! Pretty sure I could get speedos onto hubby before anything remotely resembling a skirt!

I better not ask what speedos are. Better keep my innocence a longer while.

 

[Runswithdogs]

They're those things that make sensible women speed far far away.. hence the name speedos.....

 

[Martyr's Crown]

They're those things that make sensible women speed far far away.. hence the name speedos.....

Ah yeah, that's probably where I'd go! Far far away from what you call as speedos. (even though I still don't get it, do think it might be a sort of tight tanga underwear? which is also kinda scary)

 

[Martyr's Crown]

Hey! Are you calling me UNsensible?! TSK!! They're just swimwear that men wear.

@Crowned Princess then you better stay away from the Google machine!

Ah! Not too far from what I thought then. Hehe... Sure, I don't feel the need googling it up. Most likely there will come a bunch of unfitting pictures beside some speedos pictures. Very typical to happen even when I search for something more innocent other times.

 

[Runswithdogs]

to be fair there are worse things, like finding out the old guy down the road likes to mow the lawn in a yellow banana hammock....

 

[Runswithdogs]

Well... he defiantly has a yellow banana hammock.. could see it a mile away that really bright florescent yellow....

 

[Martyr's Crown]

Well... he defiantly has a yellow banana hammock.. could see it a mile away that really bright florescent yellow....

Now I regret googling it.

I thought it was... again.... something more innocent. Like wearing a yellow banana costume.

 

[Runswithdogs]

I wish....
& now you know google is "not" your friend

PS. his was of the "thong" variety.. so like 100 x worse.

 

[Martyr's Crown]

I wish....
& now you know google is "not" your friend

PS. his was of the "thong" variety.. so like 100 x worse.

Yeah, I saw that through google. But I just meant to say I expected seeing a banana costume.

 

[Martyr's Crown]

Wow... you really took it in, front and back!

@Crowned Princess : This is what I got when *I* googled banana hammock
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What kind of sites do YOU visit?!?!

Just normal google. I can pm you this, not too sure of if I am allowed showing it through here.

 

[Martyr's Crown]

Just normal google. I can pm you this, not too sure of if I am allowed showing it through here.

We humans can be really strange creatures. Or maybe it is most the others, I am rather normal.