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Dad, are you gonna buy me a car?

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by MikePTL, May 19, 2017.

  1. MikePTL

    MikePTL New Member

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    Teenage son walks up to his dad, "Hey dad, I was thinking, you know, a lot of my friends, they got cars now. Are you gonna buy me a car?"

    Dad: "Well, if you better your grades, if you go to church every week, and if you cut your hair, I'll think about it."

    A few months later. "Hey dad. You remember what I asked? A car, you know?"

    "Yes."

    "I got good grades now. I go to church every week."

    "I know. You did good, son. What about your hair?"

    "Eh... well, you know, dad... Jesus and stuff. You know, Jesus and his disciples, they all had long hair."

    "Yes, they did. That's why they walked everywhere."
     
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