Comebacks to why you aren't married yet!

[ceh85]

THESE are great! Feel free to use them liberally!

You haven't asked yet. ​

It gives my mother something to live for. ​

My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole. ​

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America. ​

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. ​

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My favourites. Along with Thunderpeel's

has anyone ever been asked that question by the way?? i thought that only happened in Bridget Jones' Diary :o

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[Blank123]

I haven't been asked yet why I'm not married (unless I've blocked it out because the question made my brain hurt so much), but I have been asked why I'm not dating anyone which is just as annoying I think

 

[step7hen]

Because divorce lawyers are expensive these days

 

[BRISH]

Because the restraining order makes it hard for us to be together.

ROFLOL

I don't like sharing the bed.

You know....I've kind of gotten accustomed to mah space. That, would be difficult to give up again. lol

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My favourites. Along with Thunderpeel's

has anyone ever been asked that question by the way?? i thought that only happened in Bridget Jones' Diary :o

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I have been asked this, and I'm divorced....? It's like you're expected to be with someone at all times. I don't get it.

I was asked this recently and all I could say was "I JUST NOW paid off my counseling bill". Seriously people....

 

[SearcherKris]

"Isn't once enough?"

 

[toastface_grillah]

I haven't been asked why I'm not married (Srsly, NYC's like Never-Neverland for singles), but if a cute girl ever asks, I'll drop to one knee, pop The Question, and MacGyver an engagement ring out of my Starbucks straw.

 

[Riddik7]

THESE are great! Feel free to use them liberally!

You haven't asked yet.



It gives my mother something to live for.

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HAHA!!! i love these two ^ ^ i hafta remember them lol

 

[Riddik7]

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My favourites. Along with Thunderpeel's

has anyone ever been asked that question by the way?? i thought that only happened in Bridget Jones' Diary :o

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believe me it realy does happen in real life i can attest to that! i can't tell you how many times i've been in a conversation with some lady here or there when she's asking about my life to have her suddenly ask "And how on earth are you not married yet" or the most classic one i've heard that always surprises me is "Wow if i, had a daughter/if you were my daughters age, i'd hook you up with her." that last one always shocks me... i dont know what it is i'm not realy as nice a guy as people seem to think i am.... i guess i just give that vibe or sumthen....

 

[BRISH]

"Isn't once enough?"

YOWZA....badda bing badda boom

I haven't been asked why I'm not married (Srsly, NYC's like Never-Neverland for singles), but if a cute girl ever asks, I'll drop to one knee, pop The Question, and MacGyver an engagement ring out of my Starbucks straw.

Out of curiousity, I seriously want to see what that ring would look like.

 

[Quoth]

Because at the rate things are going, I don't want people having to ask if it's a boy or a girl.

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

At weddings all the little old ladies always say "you're next". At funerals I always say to the little old ladies "you're next".

 

[Quoth]

Just grab the inquirer by the wrist, give them a curious look, then say, "Meh, you'll do. C'mon."

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

Ive been wanting to that at the bar/club to some random girl. Just walk up and be like "You'll do".

 

[PinkSweetart]

THESE are great! Feel free to use them liberally!

You haven't asked yet. ​

Because I just love hearing this question. ​

It gives my mother something to live for. ​

I'm waiting until I get to be your age. ​

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness. ​

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**These are so funny!!

**These I'd actually use.​

 

[deepgreen11]

I can open my own jars.

My dad's a really good shot.

Too many dishes.

I'd rather get a dog.

Nobody's bought me flowers yet.

I don't like video games that much. (and that's what the guys my age do...)

Men my age are married either to themselves or their iPhones.

The pool on the age that I get married at isn't high enough yet. When I meet him, I'll place my bet and cash in. Just call it wise financial planning.

I'm still waiting on someone like Mr. Darcy/The Phantom.

I like being in the driver's seat too much.

Men are weird. And smell funny. Especially in the heat.

No anniversary or spouse's birthday to celebrate= Two more free days every year

 

[MacFall]

At weddings all the little old ladies always say "you're next". At funerals I always say to the little old ladies "you're next".

Uh, I mean... that's not funny.

 

[MacFall]

When people ask me that I always say something like "for the same reason you're not a millionaire" and let them figure out what I mean by that.

 

[KingCrimson250]

The better question is, why are you married already?

 

[toastface_grillah]

YOWZA....badda bing badda boom





Out of curiousity, I seriously want to see what that ring would look like.

If it ever happens, there will be pictures.

At weddings all the little old ladies always say "you're next". At funerals I always say to the little old ladies "you're next".

Awesome.

 

[KingCrimson250]

At weddings all the little old ladies always say "you're next". At funerals I always say to the little old ladies "you're next".

Who said that? I'm thinking Carlin...