Comebacks to why you aren't married yet!

[BRISH]

I'm a lesbian.

I hate to say this, but I've used this one before. Talk about "end of conversation".

"Because I don't sparkle in the sunlight."

Oh, that's just awesome. ha



Some more replies that are inquisition enders:

4. Nobody would believe me in white.
14. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating

hahaha

 

[Fenrir003]

ROFL ah this one is great... lol.... i should say that next time one of my friends gives me a hard time about not having a girlfriend yet.... his middle name is Edward and his last is Collins... so we give him a hard time constantly calling him sparkles and such....



true the way my mom acts all the time about getting mail order brides and trying to hook me up with various girls it sometimes makes me wonder if she thinks i'll never get a girl on my own cause i fall short or something on needed qualities...

lol.. His last name is CULLEN.. Edward Cullen.. lol. And yes, it's always fun to give Ken a hard time.

 

[anewday]

Nice comebacks . I've enjoyed the Twilight series and Phantom jof the Opera just like any other girl (the broadway Phantom play is amazing, compared to the movies ) but to answer the question....I have yet to meet a real man confident enought to be with an educated, driven, independent woman...maybe my standards are too high...but I've waited this long...I can wait longer...

 

[K9_Trainer]

Well, I do have a boyfriend, so at the moment its pretty much expected to progress to marriage. Right now i deal with "when are you getting engaged?!", which is annoying. Yes, its that serious, but whats the rush?

But when I was single and asked why I didn't have a boyfriend, I told the asker that boys are too much trouble I never really got a lot of flake for being single, probably because I was still a teen in those days. I mean yeah, they were surprised I didn't have a boyfriend because most teens do, but they were quite pleased with that response. I meant it too, thats the funny thing XD And I still stand by that...Its just a matter of finding one worth the trouble

 

[Riddik7]

lol.. His last name is CULLEN.. Edward Cullen.. lol. And yes, it's always fun to give Ken a hard time.

i always get it wrong for some reason i dont know why... thanks for catching that bro lol

ah and just for the heck of it here's one of my own excuses....

"I Don't Believe in slavery... even if it is legal."

and one that i've actually heard before....

"It's against my religion."