Cloud Formations...?

[Shocker]

I don't force my beliefs like so many others. I merely share and if you agree fine and if not, well that's fine as well.

Oh no worries, it will all come out in the wash soon enough bro..

 

[Dunbar]

Oh no worries, it will all come out in the wash soon enough bro..

true dat, homie!

 

[Shocker]

true dat, homie!

 

[Dunbar]

Say what????

 

[Old Timer]

Well there is one thing for sure.. There is a lot of variation with respect to how many comings of Christ there are in the cloud formations..

 

[interpreter]

Oh boy... you believe that this present evil world is the kingdom of God on earth?

Yes. Since 312 AD, Jesus has been ruling the earth through 4 Christian superpowers. The US is the 4th one, founded by George Washington who rode a pale horse. Our weapons bring hell and death to the enemies of Jesus. And each of the 5 horsemen reign for a thousand years, if the first two are any indication, which is the ultimate sign of a kingdom of God.

 

[interpreter]

Well there is one thing for sure.. There is a lot of variation with respect to how many comings of Christ there are in the cloud formations..

No coming of Christ is associated with a cloud formation.

 

[Old Timer]

Yes. Since 312 AD, Jesus has been ruling the earth through 4 Christian superpowers. The US is the 4th one, founded by George Washington who rode a pale horse. Our weapons bring hell and death to the enemies of Jesus. And each of the 5 horsemen reign for a thousand years, if the first two are any indication, which is the ultimate sign of a kingdom of God.

What makes you believe this?

The star map of AD312?

 

[Shocker]

What makes you believe this?

The star map of AD312?

Actually its from the video game "Final fantasy".

 

[interpreter]

What makes you believe this?

The star map of AD312?

Yes. The sign of the Son of Man appeared in the sky in 312 AD. It was an unusual alignment of the planets that formed a cross or X. It's appearance is known as the turning point of history because ever since that day, Christian nations have been the dominant force on earth.
Plus the 4 horsemen are pointed to by the starguide of chapter one which points to all the good things foretold. One of the vectors points to New York City, Philadelphia and Washington DC (the 3 historical capitals of the US) like 3 ducks in a row.

 

[Old Timer]

Yes. The sign of the Son of Man appeared in the sky in 312 AD. It was an unusual alignment of the planets that formed a cross or X.
Plus the 4 horsemen are pointed to by the starguide of chapter one which points to all the good things foretold. One of the vectors points to New York City, Philadelphia and Washington DC (the 3 historical capitals of the US) like 3 ducks in a row.

Ok I just wanted confirmation on that..

 

[Old Timer]

I have not heard this before actually.. Do all Catholics believe this or is it a smaller group?

 

[interpreter]

I have not heard this before actually.. Do all Catholics believe this or is it a smaller group?

Are you talking to me? I'm an Anglican.

 

[parousia70]

Are you talking to me? I'm an Anglican.

You can't quit the Mob....

 

[Old Timer]

Are you talking to me? I'm an Anglican.

Sorry, my bad..

Then do all Anglicans believe this?

 

[Old Timer]

Anyone else besides Anglicans believe that Christ came in AD312 because of the arrangement of the stars?

I hope I'm hearing that correctly.

 

[Old Timer]

So Anglicans alone believe that Christ came in 312AD according to the star patterns?

Anybody else?

 

[Old Timer]

I would think that something as important as this would have much broader Christian support...

Yeah?

Nay?

 

[Old Timer]

Any star / planet alignments or cloud patterns we should be aware of today?

 

[Old Timer]

Roaring Fires?

That sort of stuff?