CF Flirting Thread

[ReesePiece23]

that is too much. Just be kind and honest. Never try being the 'best at flirting' and end up sounding like every guy they met that day.. that is not what you want lol

You really have got to stick to your guns. If you follow a 'dating template' it'll REALLY undermine you, even if it's an effective template.

No woman I'd ever want, would fall for the silly mind games anyway - no, I'm not including Mojo in this, his post was sound in its own right, I'm talking about all of those ridiculous "mind scrambling" tactics where the man appears 'mysterious' and 'interesting' and like a character from a novel. Some women will go for it, but like I say, NOT the level of woman I want.

If it's the third, fourth or fifth date, I might do a painting for you. But only because I WANT to, not because I'm following a protocol. I probably wouldn't pay for the bill though - in fact, I definitely wouldn't, we're 100% splitting that.

 

[VMaeLove]

You really have got to stick to your guns. If you follow a 'dating template' it'll REALLY undermine you, even if it's an effective template.

No woman I'd ever want, would fall for the silly mind games anyway - no, I'm not including Mojo in this, his post was sound in its own right, I'm talking about all of those ridiculous "mind scrambling" tactics where the man appears 'mysterious' and 'interesting' and like a character from a novel. Some women will go for it, but like I say, NOT the level of woman I want.

If it's the third, fourth or fifth date, I might do a painting for you. But only because I WANT to, not because I'm following a protocol. I probably wouldn't pay for the bill though - in fact, I definitely wouldn't, we're 100% splitting that.

Oh most women can smell trying too hard, it is whether they choose to play a long or not that is another story lol
But your thinking is the small amount of people. Most relationships is built on fake first impression from both sides that is why they will not last.

 

[ReesePiece23]

Oh most women can smell trying too hard, it is whether they choose to play a long or not that is another story lol
But your thinking is the small amount of people. Most relationships is built on fake first impression from both sides that is why they will not last.

Whenever I go to a job interview, the number one thing I'm credited for is my honesty. I think it is just a personality trait I have, I certainly can't be anything else. (The dating scene is just so, so shallow. I'll never do well in that sort of situation.)

It could be a London thing as well, mind you. We're known for being direct.

 

[VMaeLove]

Whenever I go to a job interview, the number one thing I'm credited for is my honesty. I think it is just a personality trait I have, I certainly can't be anything else. (The dating scene is just so, so shallow. I'll never do well in that sort of situation.)

It could be a London thing as well, mind you. We're known for being direct.

The personality trait is the choice to be better than you could be.

London is amazing, I stand by this.

 

[ReesePiece23]

The personality trait is the choice to be better than you could be.

London is amazing, I stand by this.

I've been all over the world, and London is still my favourite city. You can't beat the view of that skyline from Waterloo Bridge.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

A way to my heart is to give me food, coffee, or wine. Just saying.

 

[ReesePiece23]

A way to my heart is to give me food, coffee, or wine. Just saying.

Coffee cake in a white wine sauce.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Coffee cake in a white wine sauce.

Is that a thing? Because if so I'd totally be down to try it.

 

[ReesePiece23]

Is that a thing? Because if so I'd totally be down to try it.

Coffee cake is, yeah. Just pour a glass of white wine over it.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Coffee cake is, yeah. Just pour a glass of white wine over it.

I mean I love coffee cake.... and wine... but I don't think that would work.

How about rum cake? I could go for that

 

[ReesePiece23]

I mean I love coffee cake.... and wine... but I don't think that would work.

How about rum cake? I could go for that

Rum cake... Nah, I only want to see rum in a glencairn glass. Favourite distilleries are Four Square, Appleton and Hampden.

 

[Rigatoni]

"Hey girl...are you a highly contagious super virus? Because when I'm with you I get chills! "

(She takes off running)

 

[LadyOfMystery]

"Hey girl...are you a highly contagious super virus? Because when I'm with you I get chills! "

(She takes off running)

Do you have this virus? Because I can't stop looking ah-choo!

 

[Rigatoni]

Do you have this virus? Because I can't stop looking ah-choo!

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Oh stahp you liked it.

 

[Strider1002]

Quarantine and chill?

 

[mojoboy31]

Hey girl, I hear you like bad boys. Well I just washed my hands for only 19 seconds

Hey girl, I hear you like bad boys. Well I'm bad. At everything.

 

[ReesePiece23]

I hear you like nice guys, so for our first date, I bought you a bottle of Chanel, a Swarovski crystal of a monkey (because I rifled through your Instagram and saw that you like monkeys), before going to Louis Vuitton to buy you a handbag (because I know you've always wanted one, I caught your Tweet.) I also took out a loan and got you up a bottle of Dom Perignon 1947 vintage, and on the way back, booked you on a Virgin Galactic trip so that you can finally visit space - I see on your Facebook wall that you've loved space since childhood.

Wow, I really went mental with that one. Can't wait for the second date. That hug cost £550,000 and it was totally worth it.

Don't worry, although it's been four days since she last replied to me, messenger says she's 'seen' it. She must be busy, yeah, that's it.

 

[VMaeLove]

I hear you like nice guys, so for our first date, I bought you a bottle of Chanel, a Swarovski crystal of a monkey (because I rifled through your Instagram and saw that you like monkeys), before going to Louis Vuitton to buy you a handbag (because I know you've always wanted one, I caught your Tweet.) I also took out a loan and got you up a bottle of Dom Perignon 1947 vintage, and on the way back, booked you on a Virgin Galactic trip so that you can finally visit space - I see on your Facebook wall that you've loved space since childhood.

Wow, I really went mental with that one. Can't wait for the second date. That hug cost £550,000 and it was totally worth it.

Don't worry, although it's been four days since she last replied to me, messenger says she's 'seen' it. She must be busy, yeah, that's it.

..I said I wanted Gucci

 

[ReesePiece23]

..I said I wanted Gucci

*Bows head, with a despondent sigh*

"Sorry"