CF Flirting Thread

[VMaeLove]

Something tells me she knows how to work guys, lol. Best be on guard.

I am not sure how to take this

 

[Rigatoni]

I am not sure how to take this

I'll reply in PM.

 

[ReesePiece23]

People need to stop talking about me in DMs - I know there's a lockdown, but seriously, life can NEVER get so boring that you need to resort to talking about me. You deserve better.

 

[VMaeLove]

But to clear things up it IS boring enough to role play a unexplainable rich beta male relationship.

 

[Rigatoni]

People need to stop talking about me in DMs - I know there's a lockdown, but seriously, life can NEVER get so boring that you need to resort to talking about me. You deserve better.

You won't be mentioned. I wanted to handle it privately because VMae is a friend of mine, and it seemed like she was offended by how my other message came across.

 

[ReesePiece23]

But to clear things up it IS boring enough to role play a unexplainable rich beta male relationship.

I'm actually doing it whilst working on a project. It was the perfect chapter-break, if you will.

Gotta' keep the mind occupied during this bizarre time, otherwise you start ACTUALLY turning weird. I've already bet on spiders crawling down the wall (I get it wrong every time by the way.)

 

[ReesePiece23]

You won't be mentioned. I wanted to handle it privately because VMae is a friend of mine, and it seemed like she was offended by how my other message came across.

Don't worry, I literally don't care

I'm too rich to care, just look at me flexing pink diamonds.

 

[VMaeLove]

I've already bet on spiders crawling down the wall (I get it wrong every time by the way.)

Yea do not let any one judge you for being you treasure.

 

[VMaeLove]

You won't be mentioned. I wanted to handle it privately because VMae is a friend of mine, and it seemed like she was offended by how my other message came across.

I was teasing. So you are accurate lol
I blame it on all the diamonds

 

[ReesePiece23]

I was teasing. So you are accurate lol
I blame it on all the diamonds

In real life, I'd never give you a present "as rare as you" for each one of us exists in a universe some 95 billion lightyears big, where the only version of ourselves is US - an individual human, who overcame odds of 1 in 102,685,000 to be born - that's a number with three million zeros.

There is NOTHING more rare than YOU.


See, underneath the all that banter and saltiness is a nice person really. Lol

 

[Rigatoni]

I was teasing. So you are accurate lol
I blame it on all the diamonds

Oh... Y'all were so serious, I wasn't sure how to take it lol.

Yeah, diamonds can do that to people, tacos have the same effect on me.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Flirting never got me anywhere anyway, lol. It doesn't work on the guys I want it to, and it works on the guys that I don't want.

My personality is just naturally friendly and silly, I'm lighthearted and sarcastic, I mean well and I try not to offend anyone purposely even when I'm sticking to my guns on opinions.

This thread isn't meant to be taken seriously or debate whether flirting is fun or not, it's just a silly thread because I do terrible serious threads and usually post twice and then abandon ship.

 

[Rigatoni]

Flirting never got me anywhere anyway, lol. It doesn't work on the guys I want it to, and it works on the guys that I don't want.

My personality is just naturally friendly and silly, I'm lighthearted and sarcastic, I mean well and I try not to offend anyone purposely even when I'm sticking to my guns on opinions.

This thread isn't meant to be taken seriously or debate whether flirting is fun or not, it's just a silly thread because I do terrible serious threads and usually post twice and then abandon ship.

I thought the captain always goes down with the ship?

Just bribe their love with tacos, that's what I would recommend. Everybody loves tacos....except for taco-haters, but they're not relationship material anyway.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

I thought the captain always goes down with the ship?

Just bribe their love with tacos, that's what I would recommend. Everybody loves tacos....except for taco-haters, but they're not relationship material anyway.

Nope, every man for themselves when it comes to my threads.

I tried that. lol

 

[Rigatoni]

I tried that. lol

Don't try....believe.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Don't try....believe.

I believed it would work, but apparently.. It did not.

 

[Rigatoni]

I believed it would work, but apparently.. It did not.

Believer harder.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Believer harder.

I'm doing my best, there is only so much I can do.

 

[Rigatoni]

I'm doing my best, there is only so much I can do.

Oh. Well don't hold back, give a little love.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Oh. Well don't hold back, give a little love.

I am! They just aren't receiving what I'm sending out I guess.