CF Flirting Thread

[LadyOfMystery]

-wonders what she walked in on-

 

[Edwards1984]

-wonders what she walked in on-

EEK! I'm dressing in here! *throws a vase*

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

Wondering....why are you getting dressed in the flirting thread...lol

 

[Edwards1984]

Wondering....why are you getting dressed in the flirting thread...lol

*talking like the Frenchman in Holy Grail* Mind your own business!

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

Those are coconuts!!!


No they're not!

 

[Edwards1984]

Those are coconuts!!!


No they're not!

"Which kind? An African or European swallow?"
"Huh? I don't know that... *BOING!* Aaaaaaaaah..."

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

"Which kind? An African or European swallow?"
"Huh? I don't know that... *BOING!* Aaaaaaaaah..."

"Bring me a shrubbery!!!!!"

 

[Edwards1984]

"What now?"
"Sir Lancelot, Sir Galahad, and I, leap out of the rabbit, capturing the French completely by surprise and-"
"Wait...who?"
"Sir Lancelot...Sir Galahad...and I...uh...oh..."
"..."
"Listen, if we build a giant badger..."
*BONK!*

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."

 

[Edwards1984]

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."

"What a strange person!"

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

I'm going to have to go watch this movie now.

 

[Edwards1984]

For some reason I'm in the mood to watch Tommy Boy...

"Awe, I've interrupted happy time!"

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

"Housekeeping! You want towel?!"

 

[Edwards1984]

"Now let's say you're driving with the 'other guy's' break pads! And you're driving along, you're driving along...and the kids are yelling in the backseat, 'I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!' 'Not now, d---it!' ERRRR! I CAN'T STOP!! UGH! UGH! Off the cliff! And you hear your family screaming, 'WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!' Here comes the meat wagon! Weeoo! Weeoo! And the paramedic takes the cigar out of his mouth, 'Oh my God!' New guy's puking his guts in the corner - BLECH!! BLECH!! BLECH!!...all because you wanted to save a few bucks, which to me-"
"Get out..."

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

"Fat guy in a little coat...."

 

[Andrew12]

best way to get a date:

1. rent limo,
2. score 2 seats at any fancy charity event
3. Take out moderate bank loan
4. Call girl that you like, invite her to event, offer to buy her new outfit for the night.
5. 2,000 dollars later, take her to a very nice restaurant
6. attend event
7. fun sightseeing, and or random fun
8. drop her off

lol.

 

[SweetDee]

I would shamelessly flirt for some chocolate milk.... don't judge me.

 

[welshman]

waves some cadburys powdered dairy milk chocolate infront of Ericka

 

[Andrew12]

I would shamelessly flirt for some chocolate milk.... don't judge me.

*makes Er a big glass of Ice cold super choclate milk* Here, no need to shamelessly flirt. just ask politely.

 

[SweetDee]

waves some cadburys powdered dairy milk chocolate infront of Ericka

You know how to swoon a lady!

*makes Er a big glass of Ice cold super choclate milk* Here, no need to shamelessly flirt. just ask politely.

cheers for chocolate milk!