CF Flirting Thread

[LadyOfMystery]

sooooooooooooooooooooo

question:

What would you do if a guy or maybe even a girl, whichever really...came up to you and said the following:

*ahem*

Um excuse me, Did you just fart? Cuz, you just blew me away!


*I actually saw this on a pick up line sight for guys..tisk tisk gentlemen*

I would laugh hysterically as I walked off in the other direction.

 

[Edwards1984]

sooooooooooooooooooooo

question:

What would you do if a guy or maybe even a girl, whichever really...came up to you and said the following:

*ahem*

Um excuse me, Did you just fart? Cuz, you just blew me away!


*I actually saw this on a pick up line sight for guys..tisk tisk gentlemen*

I'd open my eyes wide and say, "Yes, I did fart. And I just did it again...and again...and again..."

Actually, I know a lamer story. A female friend of mine who worked at the same movie theater as I in high school, was walking along and saw this guy lying on the floor. When she went to check on him, he said, "I've fallen for you!"

 

[LadyOfMystery]

I'd open my eyes wide and say, "Yes, I did fart. And I just did it again...and again...and again..."

Actually, I know a lamer story. A female friend of mine who worked at the same movie theater as I in high school, was walking along and saw this guy lying on the floor. When she went to check on him, he said, "I've fallen for you!"

thats cute! I like that. lol

 

[penNpaper]

*puts on my gentleman hat and thinks*

 

[Edwards1984]

"Hey baby, wanna be a Sinner in the Hands of a Loving Man?"

 

[SweetDee]

I would laugh hysterically as I walked off in the other direction.

hahaha, I would do the same. I might even stay put depending on a few things lol

I'd open my eyes wide and say, "Yes, I did fart. And I just did it again...and again...and again..."

Actually, I know a lamer story. A female friend of mine who worked at the same movie theater as I in high school, was walking along and saw this guy lying on the floor. When she went to check on him, he said, "I've fallen for you!"

if you do that, please video tape her response!

and that is actually super cute...cheesy....but cute. It would definitely make me smile and blush if a guy did that...also I would tell him to get up because the floor is full of germs.

 

[Edwards1984]

if you do that, please video tape her response!

It only works if your say "again and again and again" like the emperor from Gladiator.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Wow.. just..Wow.

 

[higherFaith]

Wow.. just..Wow.

"hey, babay! I've like, fallen for you and stuff. Hehehehehe uuuh, yeah."

 

[LadyOfMystery]

"hey, babay! I've like, fallen for you and stuff. Hehehehehe uuuh, yeah."

That was a sad..sad.. attempt. haha But it made me laugh!

P.S. Loving the signature.

 

[higherFaith]

That was a sad..sad.. attempt

You know you loved it.

 

[ifightdwagons]

sing a rap song to lure them in.

he's climbin in yo windows snatchin yo people up
so you betta hide yo kids hide yo wife
etc...

 

[Obzocky]

sing a rap song to lure them in.

he's climbin in yo windows snatchin yo people up
so you betta hide yo kids hide yo wife
etc...

Totally workable.

 

[Nom De Guerre]

rap song eh!?

I'm pretty good at those lol

 

[higherFaith]

Totally workable.

"Hey baby! We should go down tonight, get around the countryside, what a sight! You and me over next bridge two, never forget I love you too!"

 

[ifightdwagons]

Totally workable.

yay love here i come

 

[Obzocky]

"Hey baby! We should go down tonight, get around the countryside, what a sight! You and me over next bridge two, never forget I love you too!"

 

[Nom De Guerre]

Check it, uhhh, haha, Ma I ain't gonna ask you twice, let me take you to see the sights; I wanna be the only one on your lonely nights, just let me in and let our love take flight. I mean it babygirl, you're my only princess; let me be your only world, I promise I'll be sweeter than incense. I'll never break your heart, I'll only leave imprints; and if I ever leave you doubting, I'll prove it that instance.

lol, I'd actually sit down and figure something out another time

 

[ifightdwagons]

Check it, uhhh, haha, Ma I ain't gonna ask you twice, let me take you to see the sights; I wanna be the only one on your lonely nights, just let me in and let our love take flight. I mean it babygirl, you're my only princess; let me be your only world, I promise I'll be sweeter than incense. I'll never break your heart, I'll only leave imprints.

lol, I'd actually sit down and figure something out another time

ur the best rapper ever

 

[Nom De Guerre]

Aww, thanks! I'm not bad, like I said, I'd have to sit down for a bit to really put something together