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First off, the song has my name in it, tis awesome.
Secondly, loved your pick up lines haha
Tis amazing what a quick, specific web search can find.
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kevlite2020
rawr means I love you in dinosaur!
so the other day my area manager came into our store to check on things... I guess he's openly gay... So I come in from starbucks with a coffee and a banana... He looks me up and down and goes "so is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
everyone else working that day heard it and they were behind him losing it, but silently cuz they didn't want him to hear them cracking up, and I could barely keep a straight face. most awkward start to a shift ever haha.
everyone else working that day heard it and they were behind him losing it, but silently cuz they didn't want him to hear them cracking up, and I could barely keep a straight face. most awkward start to a shift ever haha.
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Areeeeeee you achin'? Fooooor some bacon? Heeeeeeee's a big pig. You can be a big pig too, Oy!
Mention bacon to a guy... putty in your hands!
Except I haven't seen the movie. At least not more than 5 min of it.
So I'd be like 'are you calling me a pig?'
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Hmm alright I'll try this out.Areeeeeee you achin'? Fooooor some bacon? Heeeeeeee's a big pig. You can be a big pig too, Oy!
Mention bacon to a guy... putty in your hands!
PerhapsToday, Er told me to mention bacon to you and you'd be putty in my hands so.... bacon! *waits*
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kevlite2020
rawr means I love you in dinosaur!
Hmm alright I'll try this out.
Er lied. Mentioning it is just being a tease. You have to actually provide bacon! you gotta put out to get the guy
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Yeahh... not funny.Er lied. Mentioning it is just being a tease. You have to actually provide bacon! you gotta put out to get the guy
lol
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best thing to say.ever.
" Excuse me, ma'am. I just wanted to let you know that you are the most beautiful woman that I have ever had the chance of meeting. I would love to have the privilege to get to know exactly how beautiful you surely are on the inside as well. would you like to have a cup of hot tea, or perhaps some coffee?"
" Excuse me, ma'am. I just wanted to let you know that you are the most beautiful woman that I have ever had the chance of meeting. I would love to have the privilege to get to know exactly how beautiful you surely are on the inside as well. would you like to have a cup of hot tea, or perhaps some coffee?"
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kevlite2020
rawr means I love you in dinosaur!
Yeahh... not funny.
you perv, I'm talking about bacon here!
It's serious business!
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Still wasn't funny!you perv, I'm talking about bacon here!
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Nom De Guerre
Who amongst you doesn't see life as permanent?
Hi, how's it going Miss?
-Good, you?
Better thanks, *raise eyebrow slightly and smile comfortably*
-oh...!?
Yeah, how are you doing?
-I'm good.
Good, so what are you up to?
-Not much right now, but I'm on my way to (insert wherever)
That's cool and sounds like fun, or at least it could be fun; what do you do for fun?
-Oh, um, well I guess hang with my friends and just do whatever
Awesome, maybe we can all get together and have a little fun; at the very least we'll all have some fun. My name is Cyrus, nice to meet you. Here's my number, you call me or hey I can ever call you sometime..
-Oh, well, we'll see...
That doesn't sound too convincing, haha, tell you what, let me walk you to wherever you're going and we can talk a bit more about it; if you decide at that point you don't want to get to know me, that's perfectly fine and at the very least you'll have company some of the way
-Good, you?
Better thanks, *raise eyebrow slightly and smile comfortably*
-oh...!?
Yeah, how are you doing?
-I'm good.
Good, so what are you up to?
-Not much right now, but I'm on my way to (insert wherever)
That's cool and sounds like fun, or at least it could be fun; what do you do for fun?
-Oh, um, well I guess hang with my friends and just do whatever
Awesome, maybe we can all get together and have a little fun; at the very least we'll all have some fun. My name is Cyrus, nice to meet you. Here's my number, you call me or hey I can ever call you sometime..
-Oh, well, we'll see...
That doesn't sound too convincing, haha, tell you what, let me walk you to wherever you're going and we can talk a bit more about it; if you decide at that point you don't want to get to know me, that's perfectly fine and at the very least you'll have company some of the way
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kevlite2020
rawr means I love you in dinosaur!
It wasn't meant to be funny! It's just advice. Provide bacon - aquire committed boyfriend
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