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thriftyEvie · Jan 21, 2010

buy a horse instead and by the way don't forget the buggy too

my dog pushes the front door open and gets out, what should I do?

jsimms615 · Jan 22, 2010

Staple his nose to the front door. That will keep him from getting out.

My cats keep waking me up at night. What should I do?

anyman · Jan 22, 2010

Buy a large ill tempered dog to keep it company at night.

speaking of pets, my ant colony has grown to large for the little ant farm I have. What should I do?

thriftyEvie · Jan 22, 2010

let your ants out on the floor so they can make a larger colony

my stress level is high,what should I do?

jsimms615 · Jan 22, 2010

google "IRS audit" for some light reading.

My right eye is burning a little. What should I do about it?

Romanseight2005 · Jan 22, 2010

Get some sulfuric acid and use an eyedropper to put it into your eye.

I've been getting dizzy alot lately. What should I do about it?

Easter-ner · Jan 23, 2010

This first post didn't go through originally so I sent in another post (immediately below). Now both posts are showing. lol So I have edited this one.

Easter-ner · Jan 23, 2010

Spin around in circles really fast.

I've got popcorn stuck between my teeth. What should I do about it?

One day at a time · Jan 26, 2010

Don't brush them and hopefully it will go away---eventually!

I am so tired....what can I do so I can sleep?

jsimms615 · Jan 26, 2010

try washing your mouth out with battery acid. that should help

I want to go to the Super Bowl, but don't have tickets yet. what can I do?

Easter-ner · Jan 30, 2010

To "One Day At A Time": Go for a walk in a blizzard. I hear a person gets really sleepy when they're very cold.

To jsimms615: Buy a lot of helium balloons, tie them to a lawn chair and then float above the stadium to watch the superbowl.

Easter-ner · Jan 31, 2010

I am having troubles making posts in Christian forums. I might quit. It's not worth the frustration.

I'd like to find a different Christian message board. Where should I go?

jsimms615 · Feb 4, 2010

Rent a plane and try sky writing your replies.

There is still snow on my driveway after the storm this last weekend. What can I do to get it off?

Easter-ner · Feb 7, 2010

Use a hair dryer to melt it. An extension cord may be required.

My ears get plugged when I fly on a plane. What should I do?

Spinderella · Nov 15, 2010

Easter-ner said:
Use a hair dryer to melt it. An extension cord may be required.

My ears get plugged when I fly on a plane. What should I do?

Go deep sea diving right before your next flight.

My cat keeps trying to jump up on the kitchen counter. What should I do?

jsimms615 · Nov 20, 2010

take the counters apart and put them in the attic. That will stop him.

I'm cold all the time. What should I do?

alexier · Dec 22, 2010

Wear a pair of trunks and drink plenty of cold water. Flushes out the system lol!!

The man in my life thinks I call too much...what should I do? :0)

jsimms615 · Dec 31, 2010

follow him around all the time. . .then you won't have to call anymore

My son doesn't like to get up for school in the morning. What can I do to help him?

sirender · Jan 2, 2011

Feed him ice cream.

How can I heal my broken heart?

Romanseight2005 · Jan 2, 2011

Play Russian Roulette. That ought to cheer you up, or end the problem.

I don't want to go to work tomorrow. What should I do?

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