Asking Christians to boycott evolution threads

[JohnR7]

If this is Parody, what is your non-parodic point of view? It seems very much in line with your what you have been arguing.

YOU WILL GIVE AN ACCONT FOR EVERY WORD YOU SPEAK BEFORE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST! YOU WILL! just wait. I'm waiting on the Lord to come. He's coming. The moment after I die I will see him, and I will worship him in person.

This is parody. Becasue it has serious theological problems. There are people who will give an account, but not before Christ, they will go before the Judgement throne of God. The second issue is that people who are waiting for the "Lord to come" do not plan to die. Third we will not worship Jesus, we will worship the Father.

 

[Nathan Poe]

This is parody. Becasue it has serious theological problems. There are people who will give an account, but not before Christ, they will go before the Judgement throne of God. The second issue is that people who are waiting for the "Lord to come" do not plan to die. Third we will not worship Jesus, we will worship the Father.

First of all, John, the fact that there are serious theological problems do not indicate a parody -- it's more likely it just shows poor theology.

 

[JohnR7]

Perhaps the OP was sincere, but Poe's Law long since took over and the entire thread was transmogrified into parody.

Perhaps, but the downfall for Poe's law is that a computer program will not run with fatal errors and people will not accept theology that does not line up with the Bible. Just like DNA will not reproduce when there are mutations.

All in all having Jimi Hendrix open for the Monkeys makes more sense then some of the things on this forum.

In most cases, a particular E. coli cell with mutated DNA will either die, fix the damage in the strand or fail to reproduce. In other words, most mutations go nowhere.http://science.howstuffworks.com/evolution4.htm

 

[I_Love_Cheese]

Perhaps the OP was sincere, but Poe's Law long since took over and the entire thread was transmogrified into parody.

The thread was restarted by the original OP and I did not respond until it became aparent that the appropriate response was not likely, as such I did not consider it off limits . I am inclined to agree with John that there are theological problems with the OP and its restart.

 

[I_Love_Cheese]

Perhaps, but the downfall for Poe's law is that a computer program will not run with fatal errors and people will not accept theology that does not line up with the Bible. Just like DNA will not reproduce when there are mutations.

All in all having Jimi Hendrix open for the Monkeys makes more sense then some of the things on this forum.

So "I'm a Believer" leads to drugs and death, is that your point?

 

[I_Love_Cheese]

So "I'm a Believer" leads to drugs and death, is that your point?

Sorry, I misread, it should have been that "Purple Haze" lead to "I'm a Believer"

 

[Kripost]

Perhaps, but the downfall for Poe's law is that a computer program will not run with fatal errors and people will not accept theology that does not line up with the Bible. Just like DNA will not reproduce when there are mutations.

All in all having Jimi Hendrix open for the Monkeys makes more sense then some of the things on this forum.

Irony, anyone?

 

[I_Love_Cheese]

Irony, anyone?

Beyond

 

[Nathan Poe]

Perhaps, but the downfall for Poe's law is that a computer program will not run with fatal errors and people will not accept theology that does not line up with the Bible. Just like DNA will not reproduce when there are mutations.

1: Are you actually suggesting that the theology of every single person on the planet lines up with the Bible?

You cannot be that arrogant. I'm calling Poe's Law on you.

2: DNA reproduces with mutations all the time -- it's actually a necessity of evolution, in case you've been paying attention.

 

[JohnR7]

1: Are you actually suggesting that the theology of every single person on the planet lines up with the Bible?

2 Cor. 3:3
Forasmuch as ye are manifestly declared to be the epistle of Christ ministered by us, written not with ink, but with the Spirit of the living God; not in tables of stone, but in fleshy tables of the heart.

It is not what is written in the Bible so much as what God writes on your heart. This is between you and God and you can not use others as an excuse.

Jeremiah 31:33b I will put My law in their minds, and write it on their hearts; and I will be their God, and they shall be My people.

Jeremiah 31:34
No more shall every man teach his neighbor, and every man his brother, saying, 'Know the Lord,' for they all shall know Me, from the least of them to the greatest of them, says the Lord. For I will forgive their iniquity, and their sin I will remember no more."

 

[AlanGurvey]

So very mature IloveYeshua, so very mature indeed

 

[b*unique]

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So very ..............

you know what to do...press the edit button please....


looking at a few more posts....

..I may have to close this for cleaning up



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[ILoveYeshua]

Jesus said unto him, Thou hast said; Nevertheless I say unto you: Hereafter shall you see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven.

Matthew 26:64

Clean up whatsoever you want.

 

[ILoveYeshua]

Matthew 23:38-39
38) Behold, your house is left unto you desolate.
39) For I say unto you, Ye shall not see me henceforth, till ye shall say, Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord.

 

[b*unique]

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[b*unique]

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I tried..but there is no hope,after cleaning up the first 5 pages,I am giving up-
as at least 50% posts violates CF rules.

The thread is too large and too bad.

Telling other Christians thy are not 'good' Christians,or they are not Christians at all is not aloved.
Insulting and baiting is not allowed.

The thread will stay closed.

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