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Anyone here from Texas?
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ChristianM0Mof2
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LeeLeeMarie
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I'm 30 minutes south of Athens. Cross Roads...anyone heard of it? Probably not. lol
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LeeLeeMarie
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*You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
*You have been in a Whataburger at 2 am and known 15 other people there.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*You have floated the Frio River with a cooler full of Shiner Bock and gotten a ridiculously painful sunburn in the process but still went to the dance that night at Garner State Park.
*You know what a Kolache is.
*You have been varment hunting with a spotlight and a rifle in the middle of the night out of the back of your buddies moving pick-up truck.
*You can't count the number of pasture parties you've been too where someone ended up on fire.
*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. Or own one yourself.
*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford 350 Lariat 4x4 is.
*You know everything goes better with Ranch.
*You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
*Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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Just though I'd share that. I thought it was pretty funny since most of it is true me. *haha*
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*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
*You have been in a Whataburger at 2 am and known 15 other people there.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*You have floated the Frio River with a cooler full of Shiner Bock and gotten a ridiculously painful sunburn in the process but still went to the dance that night at Garner State Park.
*You know what a Kolache is.
*You have been varment hunting with a spotlight and a rifle in the middle of the night out of the back of your buddies moving pick-up truck.
*You can't count the number of pasture parties you've been too where someone ended up on fire.
*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. Or own one yourself.
*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford 350 Lariat 4x4 is.
*You know everything goes better with Ranch.
*You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
*Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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Just though I'd share that. I thought it was pretty funny since most of it is true me. *haha*
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LeeLeeMarie
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*You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
*You have been in a Whataburger at 2 am and known 15 other people there.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*You have floated the Frio River with a cooler full of Shiner Bock and gotten a ridiculously painful sunburn in the process but still went to the dance that night at Garner State Park.
*You know what a Kolache is.
*You have been varment hunting with a spotlight and a rifle in the middle of the night out of the back of your buddies moving pick-up truck.
*You can't count the number of pasture parties you've been too where someone ended up on fire.
*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. Or own one yourself.
*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford 350 Lariat 4x4 is.
*You know everything goes better with Ranch.
*You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
*Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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Just though I'd share that. I thought it was pretty funny since most of it is true me. *haha*
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*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
*You have been in a Whataburger at 2 am and known 15 other people there.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*You have floated the Frio River with a cooler full of Shiner Bock and gotten a ridiculously painful sunburn in the process but still went to the dance that night at Garner State Park.
*You know what a Kolache is.
*You have been varment hunting with a spotlight and a rifle in the middle of the night out of the back of your buddies moving pick-up truck.
*You can't count the number of pasture parties you've been too where someone ended up on fire.
*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. Or own one yourself.
*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford 350 Lariat 4x4 is.
*You know everything goes better with Ranch.
*You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
*Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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Just though I'd share that. I thought it was pretty funny since most of it is true me. *haha*
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Of course, who hasn't? I went to school in Athens back in the day when it was Henderson County JC (HicJic), not Trinity Valley.LeeLeeMarie said:
A 5th generation Dallasite currently living in Copper Canyon (Denton County).
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McWilliams
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My grandparents lived in Athens when I was a little kid! Loved to go there and visit!
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LeeLeeMarie
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intrepid said:
Wow, that's awesome. I didn't figure anyone knew about CR...it's like in the middle of nothingness. lol
McWilliams>>Where are you from? I mean--city/town.
I saw a bumper sticker the other day in town that said "I wasn't born here in Texas, but came here as soon as I could!" lol, I thought that was pretty cool. I love Texas. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
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Im from Texas for now. Lived here over 10 yrs, but soon I'll be headin off to grad school and will only be back to visit
Untill then Gigem Aggies!
Untill then Gigem Aggies!
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LeeLeeMarie
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Aggiegal said:
I'm a Longhorn all the way, buddy! Anyone else here a Longhorn fan?
Hey, I've gotta joke for you all.
How do you keep an Aggie out of your backyard?
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Paint is like an endzone!
Haha, that always cracks me up! Have a good weekend everybody!
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