Anyone here from Texas?
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LeeLeeMarie
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I'm 30 minutes south of Athens. Cross Roads...anyone heard of it? Probably not. lol
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*You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
*You have been in a Whataburger at 2 am and known 15 other people there.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*You have floated the Frio River with a cooler full of Shiner Bock and gotten a ridiculously painful sunburn in the process but still went to the dance that night at Garner State Park.
*You know what a Kolache is.
*You have been varment hunting with a spotlight and a rifle in the middle of the night out of the back of your buddies moving pick-up truck.
*You can't count the number of pasture parties you've been too where someone ended up on fire.
*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. Or own one yourself.
*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford 350 Lariat 4x4 is.
*You know everything goes better with Ranch.
*You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
*Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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Just though I'd share that. I thought it was pretty funny since most of it is true me. *haha*
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*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
*You have been in a Whataburger at 2 am and known 15 other people there.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*You have floated the Frio River with a cooler full of Shiner Bock and gotten a ridiculously painful sunburn in the process but still went to the dance that night at Garner State Park.
*You know what a Kolache is.
*You have been varment hunting with a spotlight and a rifle in the middle of the night out of the back of your buddies moving pick-up truck.
*You can't count the number of pasture parties you've been too where someone ended up on fire.
*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. Or own one yourself.
*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford 350 Lariat 4x4 is.
*You know everything goes better with Ranch.
*You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
*Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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Just though I'd share that. I thought it was pretty funny since most of it is true me. *haha*
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LeeLeeMarie
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*You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
*You have been in a Whataburger at 2 am and known 15 other people there.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*You have floated the Frio River with a cooler full of Shiner Bock and gotten a ridiculously painful sunburn in the process but still went to the dance that night at Garner State Park.
*You know what a Kolache is.
*You have been varment hunting with a spotlight and a rifle in the middle of the night out of the back of your buddies moving pick-up truck.
*You can't count the number of pasture parties you've been too where someone ended up on fire.
*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. Or own one yourself.
*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford 350 Lariat 4x4 is.
*You know everything goes better with Ranch.
*You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
*Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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Just though I'd share that. I thought it was pretty funny since most of it is true me. *haha*
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*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
*You have been in a Whataburger at 2 am and known 15 other people there.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*You have floated the Frio River with a cooler full of Shiner Bock and gotten a ridiculously painful sunburn in the process but still went to the dance that night at Garner State Park.
*You know what a Kolache is.
*You have been varment hunting with a spotlight and a rifle in the middle of the night out of the back of your buddies moving pick-up truck.
*You can't count the number of pasture parties you've been too where someone ended up on fire.
*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. Or own one yourself.
*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford 350 Lariat 4x4 is.
*You know everything goes better with Ranch.
*You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
*Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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Just though I'd share that. I thought it was pretty funny since most of it is true me. *haha*
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Of course, who hasn't? I went to school in Athens back in the day when it was Henderson County JC (HicJic), not Trinity Valley.LeeLeeMarie said:
A 5th generation Dallasite currently living in Copper Canyon (Denton County).
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My grandparents lived in Athens when I was a little kid! Loved to go there and visit!
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intrepid said:
Wow, that's awesome. I didn't figure anyone knew about CR...it's like in the middle of nothingness. lol
McWilliams>>Where are you from? I mean--city/town.
I saw a bumper sticker the other day in town that said "I wasn't born here in Texas, but came here as soon as I could!" lol, I thought that was pretty cool. I love Texas. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
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LeeLeeMarie
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Aggiegal said:
I'm a Longhorn all the way, buddy! Anyone else here a Longhorn fan?
Hey, I've gotta joke for you all.
How do you keep an Aggie out of your backyard?
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Paint is like an endzone!
Haha, that always cracks me up! Have a good weekend everybody!
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