And Then, There Was Light

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Thank you for your ADD MJ Bro'


I have seen rabbits eat the whole plant
and, they do not seem to have, 'a preference' for just the 'greens'


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MORE LIGHT MIRTH LATER​

 

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This is funny Mary xxx

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He doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. ​

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Where exactly does one buy a short pink outfit like this? ​

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This is either a cross-dressing nautical Popeye enthusiast
OR .
Who lets these people out of the house un-championed?​

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Those purple colour shorts are HOT!!! ​

If I told you purple hair is the least weird thing going on,
would you believe me? ​

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Britney Spears let herself go again.​

It was cute to dress your boys alike when they were two years old,
but at ? ​

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Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel.​

And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? ​

I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two Pork roasts in her shirt. ​

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No way, Laquanda, absolutely not!
That outfit does not at all make you look like a Hooker.​

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On first glance, did it appear to anyone else that Gisella's dog is coming out her butt?​

It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs​

Elena Kagan was just on her way to the Country Club
when she remembered she need some coffee and a couple of yoga videos. ​

I've already forwarded this picture to Burberry Worldwide in London.
I'm sure Burberry will be ecstatic over seeing their vision spring to life. ​

I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein,
because she always seems so surprised and interested in what I have to say.​

Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!!​

Someone else can try to figure out what she's doing,
because I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach.
~after some censoring ​

Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun don't shine.​

I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans to do with that pie filling,
but there is just something about her that tells me she doesn't bake,
she doesn't watch Rachael Ray
and she has no intention of using that pie filling in the kitchen.​

I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. ​

For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so bad,
that you just can't wait for the bleach to set.​

I love the way Ms. Berkowitz colour coordinated her reusable shopping bag
to match her shoes, purse, leggings, shirt, jacket, earrings and necklace.​

And thanks to Donald Trump,
Pink's not just for women anymore. ​

Where's the fashion Police?​

And again I say.... "Where's the fashion police?"​

I guess it's fair to say they aren't in WalMart.​

Whatever happened to dignity?​

Just plain weird.​

Lost for words.​

After a day or seeing weird people
you just get worn out. ​

Thank you for sharing Mary​

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dave​

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It was a busy morning, about 8:30,
when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived at the hospital
to have stitches removed from his thumb.
He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
The nurse took his vital signs and had him take a seat,
knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him.
I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient,
I would evaluate his wound.
On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors,
got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.
While taking care of his wound, I asked him
if he had another doctor’s appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.
The gentleman told me no,
that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
I inquired as to her health.
He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer’s Disease.
As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late.
He replied that she no longer knew who he was,
that she had not recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him,
‘And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?’
He smiled as he patted my hand and said,
‘She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is.

 

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Originally posted by drjean

FW: Keep on keeping on
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EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

We never know just what’s ahead,
Decisions we should make,
Sometimes it’s hard to find the courage
Or roads we ought to take.
But God, in all His wisdom,
Has a plan we’d never guess
If we but listen to His voice
And boldly answer, “Yes!”

He gives sweet peace in trial,
Assurance when we pray,
A willingness to follow
When we truly seek His way.
“Fear not, for I am with you”
He whispers to our hearts
When trouble threatens like a cloud
And dark confusion starts.

Expect the unexpected!
God knows what to do
He has everything in His control
And He will see us through.
With faith, we’ll walk on water
To fight the enemy.
Our God will have the glory
And we—the victory!
~ Anita A. Begley ~

 

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Hebrews 13:6 New International Version (©1984)
So we say with confidence,
"The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid.
What can man do to me?"

There are certain people who aren’t meant to fit into your life
no matter how much you want them to.
And the only ones truly worthy of your love are the ones who stand with you
through the hard times and laugh with you after the hard times pass.
Maybe a happy ending doesn’t include anyone else right now.
Maybe it’s just you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over,
freeing yourself for something better in the future.
Maybe the happy ending is simple letting go.—

 

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dum spiro, spero

 

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