And Then, There Was Light

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A New Term In Golf
FEBRUARY 5, 2018


After a round of golf, Nannette, Phillipa, Darcey, Yvonne sat around the club house, chatting.

Seeing the ladies, the professional golfer approached them
and asked: “How did your game go?

Yvonne said she had a good round …
making the comment that she actually had 20 riders.
The golfer was a bit confused not knowing what a “Rider” was.

Darcey quickly chimed in
and said that she had a very good round as well with 14 riders.

Phillipa then said that her round was average and that she had 9 riders.

Nannette admitted that she played the worst round of the day
and that she only had 3 riders all day long.

The professional golfer was completely baffled
not knowing what the term “rider” meant.
But, because he didn’t want to look goofy, he made
a quick polite remark, wished the girls well and then left.

He then approached the barman and asked
“Hey, can you tell me what these ladies are talking about
when they refer to “Riders”?”

The barman simply smiled and said…
”A ‘Rider” is when you hit a shot long enough
to ride on the golf cart to your ball.
 
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Do you see the light?

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said:

“You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married”. “Later my father married my step daughter. That made my step daughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father’s son, but he was also the son of my wife’s daughter which made him my wife’s grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.

“This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. “This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father’s wife, I’m my stepmother’s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I’m my own grandfather!


WHAT DO YOU THINK?
 
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