All the good arguments against evolution! Right here!

[Nathan Poe]

Evolutionists say that apes created man, do they not?

No they do not.

So are you going to contradict your own theory?

Your theory, not evolutionists'

The obvious fact is that we humans exist and we got here somehow.

Bindingly obvious.

But if you don't understand the simple fact that a creator has to have the ability to produce its creation, then there's nothing anyone can do for you except God himself. I'll pray for you.

Physician, heal thyself.

 

[nabiscothejerd]

Evolutionists say that apes created man, do they not? So are you going to contradict your own theory? The obvious fact is that we humans exist and we got here somehow. But if you don't understand the simple fact that a creator has to have the ability to produce its creation, then there's nothing anyone can do for you except God himself. I'll pray for you.

Actually we are techinally apes. We are of the same Superfamliy Hominoidea of Primates. There are two groups of primates called Hylobatidae (lesser apes) and the hominidae ( the great apes). Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Oranguntans, and Humans are the great apes.

Everybody realizes this except for special people. EDIT: I'm talking bout the creater has to have the ability to produce it's creation

 

[MarinoMan]

Page 3...and no good arguements yet. Foreshadowing perhapes...

 

[nitesco]

I got it from the first post
I read the title, saw the lack of content and spewed my drink on my keyboard*!
Kudos to you for the to-the-point OP



*BTW, you owe me a new keyboard

Well I'm glad someone got it!

 

[FSTDT]

Fundies Say the Darndest Things presents 250+ arguments against evolution. A few favorites:

"[On why the dinosaurs went extinct]

The other theory is that before Adam and Eve were the dinosaurs. God created them and didn't like them so He flooded the earth and started again."

russell182, POD Warrior Forum

There is PROOF that stalagmites could very much form in a few days.

Man they are in peoples firdges! knock on some of your neighbors doors and peak in there fridges!"

Hector Medina, Christian Forums

"My reasons for doubting are simple, yet incredibly hard to explain. Let me say this: look at modern dogs. They vary so much in size, shape, and other characteristics, yet they are all dogs and are produced not by Evolution (chance mutations with survival of the fittest) but by their built-in ability to reproduce. Yet, if you were to give me a plethora of modern dog bones (died within the last few years), I could eventually assemble them in such a way as to make one set of bones appear to be an evolved version of another set. And I could easy do such a thing by insinuating (and assuming) that any "gaps" in my little "evolutionary record" are simply fossils that haven't been found yet, or have been destroyed by whatever means."

Arctic Fox, POD Warrior Forum

"Did you know that all bulls are males? How can these bulls mate to have more bulls? It's your funeral evolutionists. Admit evolution is a pathetic fantasy created by scientists because they can't accept God."

Eternal, Internet Infidels

"Penis and vagina as proof of God? I know it seems vague but think about it. The penis can pee and have sperm come out of it. Only a good designer can make it this way. Did it just "evolve" this way? How is that even possible? It is complex. The way babies are made is truly beautiful. Do you think there is no God after watching a baby grow and develop in the womb? How can it just evolve like that?"

Eternal, Internet Infidels

"How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread"

coolstylinstud, Christian Forums

 

[goldenviolet]

Actually we are techinally apes. We are of the same Superfamliy Hominoidea of Primates. There are two groups of primates called Hylobatidae (lesser apes) and the hominidae ( the great apes). Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Oranguntans, and Humans are the great apes.

Everybody realizes this except for special people. EDIT: I'm talking bout the creater has to have the ability to produce it's creation

that's why my brother always called me monkey!

 

[Army of Juan]

that's why my brother always called me monkey!

Sorry but apes are not monkeys you silly goose!

 

[Edx]

Evolutionists say that apes created man, do they not?

No, since we are still apes now.

Ed

 

[D McCloud]

Evolutionists say that apes created man, do they not? So are you going to contradict your own theory? The obvious fact is that we humans exist and we got here somehow. But if you don't understand the simple fact that a creator has to have the ability to produce its creation, then there's nothing anyone can do for you except God himself. I'll pray for you.

I beginning to think creationist enjoy trying to refute claims evolutionists don't make.