A CLEAN JOKE THREAD

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Famous actors with their stunt doubles:

tulc(thought this was pretty funny)

a couple of them aren't very good doubles.

 

[Akita Suggagaki]

I wanted seedless watermelon in my garden for summer but I couldn't find any seeds.

 

[Daniel Marsh]

I wanted seedless watermelon in my garden for summer but I couldn't find any seeds.

Plant the outer part of the old mellon.

 

[returntosender]

I told a Gracie joke by accident in the DD thread and couldn't stop laughing. The problem is the guy is from Germany and didn't get it and it was so funny!!

 

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@jacks, read the last joke I told, #641, its hysterical if you can get it, lol. The joke is in the DD thread.

 

[Bob Crowley]

Vaccine Alert!

This happened yesterday and is important information for our (?) age group.

A friend had his 2nd dose of the vaccine at the vaccination centre, after which he began to have blurred vision on the way home.

When he got home, he called the vaccination centre for advice and to ask if he should go and see a doctor, or be hospitalised.

He was told NOT to go to a doctor or a hospital, but just return to the vaccination centre to pick up his glasses.

 

[returntosender]

They asked him to drive back without his glasses? Wow.

 

[Bob Crowley]

I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!