Sketcher
Born Imperishable
I knew going in that this wasn't going to be accurate at all, since it was based on a comic book which was based on a movie which was sort of based on history. I enjoyed it for what it was and I'd say overall, it was a good movie. It doesn't feed the mind, but it's got balls. Anybody who doesn't like that doesn't have to. They can go back to their fireplaces and sip some more tea. I do think that historical accuracy would have made it kick a LOT more butt though.
Yeah, I counted only a handful that I could possibly mistake for a real Persian (Iranian).Also, last I checked, Persians (Iranians) tend to be lighter skinned that Greeks and other Mediterranean peoples and didn't have piercing/tattoo shops on every street corner, nor are they a race of tranvestites.
I enjoyed the action for what it was, but it did bug me a bit that Leonidas emphasized the importance of the phalanx and in battle they broke rank all the time just for the sake of some cool action shots.The action was boring. Ever since the Matrix, Hollywood seems bent on making EVERY action sequence in EVERY movie in SLOW MOTION. Practically the whole film was in slow motion. If they played the movie back at normal speed, it would be about 20 minutes long. Half of what is supposed to make an action flick exciting is the fact that there is so much happening so fast. Seriously, can we go back to making fast paced action flicks? The slo-mo thing is just plain boring-- I spent most of the movie trying to find the Fast-forward button on my armrest.
I liked that aspect of it. There have been so many movies over the last few years that have had undertones of the opposite message.And then my biggest gripe: the blatant injection of American politics into the movie. "Remember the 300!!! We can win this war, if all of Sparta (America??) would come together as one and support the troops..."
The nudity is tasteful and the rape is short and not graphic at all (which I still didn't enjoy in the least, but it did serve to show what a villain Theron was). I didn't really enjoy the sex scene that much.Sounds disgusting! Thanks for the description,I most certainly will not watch this garbage!![]()
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