What's on your mind?

Swords&Sunflowers · Jul 13, 2018

Senkaku said:
I got one for you, I'm bored, so stop adulting and entertain me.

Entertain Senkaku is in the bottom of the list right now unfortunately.
The way of the adulting is overtaking me right now...must pay bills! must calculate budget!

Senkaku · Jul 13, 2018

Swords&Sunflowers said:
Entertain Senkaku is in the bottom of the list right now unfortunately.
The way of the adulting is overtaking me right now...must pay bills! must calculate budget!

well, at least I'm on the list

Swords&Sunflowers · Jul 13, 2018

Senkaku said:
well, at least I'm on the list

There ya go! Positivity! I'll bombard you with corny jokes soon...I promise it will be entertaining!

Senkaku · Jul 13, 2018

Swords&Sunflowers said:
There ya go! Positivity! I'll bombard you with corny jokes soon...I promise it will be entertaining!

haha, this ought to be interesting, I eagerly await the corny jokes.

Saucy · Jul 13, 2018

Swords&Sunflowers said:
There ya go! Positivity! I'll bombard you with corny jokes soon...I promise it will be entertaining!

If you have your own jokes, why do you come begging for mine? :o I'm insulted!

Swords&Sunflowers · Jul 13, 2018

Saucy said:
If you have your own jokes, why do you come begging for mine? I'm insulted!

Lol I don't have original material obviously. I didn't say "my original corny jokes" that would be a cereal lie. Google is around for a reason...and Saucy is around for a reason too. So stop feeling insulted! Geez, so sensitive...

Saucy · Jul 13, 2018

Swords&Sunflowers said:
Lol I don't have original material obviously. I didn't say "my original corny jokes" that would be a cereal lie. Google is around for a reason...and Saucy is around for a reason too. So stop feeling insulted! Geez, so sensitive...

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Hey, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles! ^_^

Swords&Sunflowers · Jul 13, 2018

Saucy said:
Hey, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!

That so corny! Lol, but it is funny! For that type of joke the delivery is key...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · Jul 13, 2018

Hahah. Just read one that I thought was funny. Check this out...

So there was this real rich yuppie that was getting into his car when all of a sudden a car came flying by and sideswiped his entire BMW's door off. When the police arrived, the rich yuppie kept on complaining about how much damage was done to his expensive automobile. Finally, the cop got annoyed and said, "You pretentious rich people are all the same. The whole time you've been sitting here complaining about your car, you haven't even had time to notice that your entire arm has been severed, too."

To which the rich guy replied, "[bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse], I'm missing my rolex too?!?!"

Swords&Sunflowers · Jul 13, 2018

Bortsss said:
Hahah. Just read one that I thought was funny. Check this out...

So there was this real rich yuppie that was getting into his car when all of a sudden a car came flying by and sideswiped his entire BMW's door off. When the police arrived, the rich yuppie kept on complaining about how much damage was done to his expensive automobile. Finally, the cop got annoyed and said, "You pretentious rich people are all the same. The whole time you've been sitting here complaining about your car, you haven't even had time to notice that your entire arm has been severed, too."

To which the rich guy replied, "[bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse], I'm missing my rolex too?!?!"

Hahahah good one Bortsss!

LadyOfMystery · Jul 13, 2018

Good morning :wave:

Citanul · Jul 13, 2018

SweetCarolina said:
Good morning

Good afternoon.

LadyOfMystery · Jul 13, 2018

Citanul said:
Good afternoon.

Haha I feel like even though I've been MIA lately nothing has changed.

How are you @Citanul?

Multifavs · Jul 13, 2018

SweetCarolina said:
Hi Everyone, first and foremost my Mom is okay but if you could all send some prayers her way that would be great. Today around 2:30p she got into a car wreck. She took her eyes off the road for a second and hit a bridge and the car fell down into the embankment. She is okay, but if she hadn't been leaning over at the time, the beam that pushed into the front windshield would have killed her, or so the police officer said at the scene.

We are still shaken up but we're okay. I wasn't with her at the time but I was a mess all day trying to figure out where she was and what was going on.

She's very sore now, but doesn't seem to be having any injuries, except maybe for some bruising.

Yikes, sounds like that was so scary. I'm glad to hear your mom is okay. I'll pray for both of you for sure! :prayer:

LadyOfMystery · Jul 13, 2018

Multifavs said:
Yikes, sounds like that was so scary. I'm glad to hear your mom is okay. I'll pray for both of you for sure!

Thank you @Multifavs I really appreciate it. It was very scary for both of us. Especially since at first I didn't know where mom was, or what was going on. And for her to actually be in the accident, she was in shock when she first got home, but after a few hours she just was astonished that she made it alive.

This morning she said she slept okay but she's woke up really sore.

Multifavs · Jul 13, 2018

SweetCarolina said:
Good morning

And good morning! Hope you're all having a great day today. :satisfied:

Swords&Sunflowers · Jul 13, 2018

SweetCarolina said:
Thank you @Multifavs I really appreciate it. It was very scary for both of us. Especially since at first I didn't know where mom was, or what was going on. And for her to actually be in the accident, she was in shock when she first got home, but after a few hours she just was astonished that she made it alive.

This morning she said she slept okay but she's woke up really sore.

Praying for her that her body recovers from the shock and that her strength be renewed. May God continue to protect her always and surround her with His angels. :prayer:

Citanul · Jul 13, 2018

SweetCarolina said:
How are you @Citanul?

I'm doing well, thanks. Although you've clearly been through a lot, but I'm glad to hear that your mom's OK.

Citanul · Jul 13, 2018

The tennis match between Kevin Anderson and John Isner has now going on for almost five and a half hours. It's incredible that they able to keep going like this.

Toro · Jul 13, 2018

Citanul said:
The tennis match between Kevin Anderson ....

You lost me at.... Mr. Anderson.....

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