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To hoggers everywhere: I want my share of toilet paper, folks!
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And we will never talk about it again.Well, I didn't quite want to get personal, .... but there it is!
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Help me with the hermeneutics here, brother Sabretooth. Are you implying that there have been fireplaces built of ... wood? Y'know, TP is made of wood, too.
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But that is getting all of you wet, when only a part of you is dirty...
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I don't know how to say this, but it would seem kind of 'anal' to worry about anal hygiene while, at the same time, being a person who doesn't take a shower or bath (even if at least 2 or 3 times a week). Surely, this isn't how some of the various 'survivalist' go about their daily routines, is it?
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Sssh... a secret: you do not have to shower or even shampoo your head, chest and back if you only used a toilet... but do not tell anyone.
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I probably should have placed used a 'useful' icon on your post here, but I couldn't help but chuckle, so I put the smiley on there instead. Yes, a hose is, and in this day, could prove to be a very useful thing.
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I was at the supermarket and to my horror found they had no toilet paper. I hobbled over to the help desk and in double quick time the guy found me a pack.
You can imagine how embarrassing it was struggling back to the toilet with my pants round my ankles.
You can imagine how embarrassing it was struggling back to the toilet with my pants round my ankles.
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I'll trade you some TP for some 9 mm ammo. 20 sheets per round.
Well..................I am out of ammo at the moment--which is why I still have my toilet paper.
Hmmmm. Let me think about this.
[Editorial Note: The above statement has been provided as a form of humor and in no way should be taken to imply that I am an actual card carrying member of the NRA. Thank you!]
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Not sure if "many", I do not know any stats. All people I know have a normal toilet.
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Oh it's news level if it weren't for all the other big news. I saw 2 grocery stores Friday afternoon where there was no parking and cars idling, waiting... The 3rd, walmart, was just at a Saturday average (weekly peak) level though, no problem parking.
Many bare shelves.
Cereal, bread, peanut butter, bottled water, cleaning supplies.... I overheard someone say loudly across to someone "ain't no more soap"
But they will mostly all get restocked soon I bet.
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