So who is, exactly, the originator of OWS? Because I've heard the following:
1. President Obama - to distract us from his satanic agenda.
2. Elizabeth Warren - that socialist who....eh, never mind.
3. The Nazis - because Hitler would approve.
4. ACORN - so they can register a bunch of people to vote for Obama.
5. The Black Panthers - because nothing screams "The Black Panthers did this!" more than a predominantly white crowd.
6. George Soros - because everything is his fault.
7. The Devil - because only he could orchestrate something so evil as a protest about helping the poor.
8. Bill Ayers - because he does everything for Obama, even writes his books for him.
9. The Mafia - because Teamsters have been at some of the rallies.
10. The police - just to have an excuse to get a bunch of hippies and homeless people in one place and then arrest them.
11. Saul Alinsky - oh, wait...he's dead.
You know who I think is really behind all of this?
That's right - Vengeance Dad. Just behold the look in his eyes. You just know he's up to something sinister.