That's your assertion - but just as you would fail basic missiology if you barged into another culture and started manic street preaching without learning the language first - you'd fail basic hermeneutics without understanding how Jews used their own language.
English isn't just about our words - it's our phrases as well.
You think?
"It is the east, and Juliet is the sun"
"It is the east, and Juliet is the sun"
"It is the east, and Juliet is the sun"
"It is the east, and Juliet is the sun"
"It is the east, and Juliet is the sun"
"It is the east, and Juliet is the sun"
Is Juliet now a ball of fusing hydrogen millions of miles across?
No - it's really reading it. I'm sorry you don't respect those who know how to.
But that really is your problem.
I admire those who try to wipe their minds of our Western Hollywood fascination with self, and narcissistic tendency to see everything as about us our precious generation. (Because we're so special, aren't we, all precious little narcissists like Donald Trump.) It's just revolting.
We need to get back to how the Jews read "a thousand" ... and a bunch of other number symbols and images as well. Horn, eye, 1/3, 6, 7, 12 - all have significance. Or did Jesus just pick 12 at random? Did John just pick 7 eyes and 7 horns at random? Significance at all? Any? Huh?
Below is just a sample of all the times 1000 should be read as "a gazillion" or "the fullest number of". It's like today when people say "A billion here, a billion there and pretty soon you're talking about real money." It's an uncontested fact that the Hebrews often used a thousand in the sense of "a gazillion times" or "a gazillion men" or "a gazillion years" or even "forever".
Let's take a look.
Psalm 50: "I bring no charges against you concerning your sacrifices or concerning your burnt offerings, which are ever before me. I have no need of a bull from your stall or of goats from your pens,
for every animal of the forest is mine, and the cattle on a thousand hills."
(As there are over a million mountains on earth - let alone all the foothills - it would seem very strange for this verse to literally be saying God's abundant ownership of the whole world LIMITS him to just ONE THOUSANDTH of the hills on earth! That would be a VERY strange reading of the passage!)
Deuteronomy 1:11 - "11 May the Lord, the God of your ancestors, increase you a thousand times and bless you as he has promised!"
(The promise to Abraham was that his descendants would be too numerous to count - are we going to completely nerf that promise and literally say they'd only increase a thousandfold from their exact numbers that day? Of course not!)
Deuteronomy 7:9 - "Know therefore that the Lord your God is God; he is the faithful God, keeping his covenant of love to a thousand generations of those who love him and keep his commandments."
(This one basically means forever - a gazillion)
Psalm 105:8 - "He remembers his covenant FOREVER, the promise he made, for a THOUSAND generations"
(What is it? Forever, or only a mere 1000 generations? No - it's Hebrew literary repetition, where forever and 1000 are interchangeable. Conclusion? Not literal.)
Psalm 91:7 - "A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you." (I mean, is it 1000 or 10,000? How can the author be out by a factor of 10? He's not out - because it's not literal - it's saying "a gazillion will fall, NO, 10 gazillion!" It's literary, not literal.)
Isaiah 60:22 - "The least of you will become a thousand, the smallest a mighty nation."
(You mean there are literal limits on God's people? I thought God promised Abraham that there would be too many, like the sand in the desert or the stars in the sky.)
Psalms 84:10 - "Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere; I would rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God than dwell in the tents of the wicked."
(This one is saying one day serving God with the righteous is better than a gazillion elsewhere - NOT 2.73 years exactly.)
Judges 15:16 - "Then Samson said, “With a donkey’s jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey’s jawbone I have killed a thousand men.”