New 'Fun' thread

[RobNJ]

I've always wanted to paint a sports car to look like a snail with a big "S" on the top. I'd drive around really fast and people would say, "Wow, look at that "S" car go!

You s'nailed it!

 

[Hermit76]

I've always wanted to paint a sports car to look like a snail with a big "S" on the top. I'd drive around really fast and people would say, "Wow, look at that "S" car go!

It took me a while to get this one... I guess I am really slug-ish this morning.

 

[~Anastasia~]

Oh cool I can see it now. It's just a box with an x ... I was going to lyk it's not posting but when I hit "reply" it showed up.

 

[ArmyMatt]

I've always wanted to paint a sports car to look like a snail with a big "S" on the top. I'd drive around really fast and people would say, "Wow, look at that "S" car go!

that's one shell of a good idea

 

[Hermit76]

I knew a guy with a snail car once. He was a real slimeball.

 

[Hermit76]

That same guy drove his car into a salt factory one time and was never seen again.

 

[Anhelyna]

They get worse !!!

 

[Hermit76]

There was that time that I thought I saw a guy in a snail car. I yelled, "HEY! NICE SNAIL CAR." He scowled, flipped me off and drove away. I then saw that it really wasn't snail's shell. That guy was a real crab.

 

[Anhelyna]

baaaaaaaa

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[Anhelyna]

 

[~Anastasia~]

 

[~Anastasia~]

 

[~Anastasia~]

Ok so this is terrible - but I confess I still laughed.

 

[nutroll]

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You also have to not want the job.

 

[~Anastasia~]

You also have to not want the job.

True. I guess I never thought that deeply since it doesn't apply to me anyway.

 

[ArmyMatt]

You also have to not want the job.

ain't that the truth

 

[RobNJ]

 

[~Anastasia~]

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Oh I'm going to have to borrow that one!

 

[Anhelyna]

Being translated it says "Son, when you go, leave water for the cat."

 

[~Anastasia~]

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Being translated it says "Son, when you go, leave water for the cat."

Poor kitty!!!!