Do you typically reply to your doctor's diagnoses with, "What is the purpose of these stories you write?"
You must have an unhealthy, high opinion of doctors. Good fortune has smiled upon you.
Woe unto you if your problems are ever out of the ordinary.
If you are referring to the fictional stories doctors dream up about what is ailing me,
then I know they use these imaginations to legally cover for the drugs they use to get
you out of their hair. Often they will hand out samples of drugs to get you addicted
to the latest scam promoted by drug pushers who visit them often.
One I used ended up increasing suicide rates. My doctor poo poo'd my complaint
of withdrawal symptoms claiming it had none. Odd that my sister complained
of the exact same withdrawal symptom. Years later the drug was pulled.
I didn't understand that most people breath through their nose.
The doctors said "I was a mouth breather."
A couple years ago my doctor said I had a "growth in my nose'"
The specialist just shook his head not wanting to bad mouth a peer, of course.
He asked if I always slept on my right side? Yes. Well, you were born with a
deviated septum cutting off airflow mostly on the right, but affecting both sides.
It only took 40 years for the doctors to figure out why I didn't breath normally.