as it was,so shall it be/choking on a gnat ?

[Cheeky Monkey]

Unless Mr. Darwin had a deathbed conversion, he's in a place no ape would dare go.

Animals are usually afraid of fire, but for some reason, evolutionists like to think themselves exempt.

For fire to be a threat one needs working pain nerves and the existential threat of death. After dying neither of these things apply

 

[dlamberth]

Dear AV, You should know that it's not allowed for you to point out the obvious racism of Darwin. You should bow down like Evols do and worship anything old Charlie says. Otherwise, Evols will call you names and imply that you're nuts, because you don't accept Darwin's Folly, otherwise known as the ToE.

My issue isn't so much your take on evolutionist as it is your wackadoodle interpretation of the Genesis Creation story. You stand completely and totally alone with your very own interpretation...all the while claiming some sort of Spiritual Truth. That's seems really odd to me because there are others who have their own interpretation of the Genesis Creation story who like you are also claiming Spiritual Truth.

.

 

[TLK Valentine]

I highly doubt that. Christians [should] have a special love for the Jews.

There's a reason you bracketed that "should." Could it be there's a limit to how much even you can spew out?

Do you need an education on how Christians have been the Jews' worst enemy from the beginning? I doubt it.

! JERUSALEM !

Ah, yes -- according to you, the USA was the Christian country specially ordained by God to save the Jews... from Christians.

Cute.

And right on the money.

 

[TLK Valentine]

Unless Mr. Darwin had a deathbed conversion, he's in a place no ape would dare go.

Animals are usually afraid of fire, but for some reason, evolutionists like to think themselves exempt.

The reason is simple -- in this case, the fire is a figment of your imagination.

It's going to take more than idle threats to convert us, AV -- seven years of experience and you haven't learned that yet?

 

[TLK Valentine]

Why? because he dared speak of your prophet with a sarcastic tone?

You're sarcastic -- he's bitter.

The difference? He actually believes what he's saying. You know better, you just choose to push people's buttons to glorify yourself.

 

[StormanNorman]

The reason is simple -- in this case, the fire is a figment of your imagination.

It's going to take more than idle threats to convert us, AV -- seven years of experience and you haven't learned that yet?

A religion inspired by fear I guess .... doesn't surprise me.

 

[StormanNorman]

Dear AV, You should know that it's not allowed for you to point out the obvious racism of Darwin. You should bow down like Evols do and worship anything old Charlie says. Otherwise, Evols will call you names and imply that you're nuts, because you don't accept Darwin's Folly, otherwise known as the ToE.

It's unfair to do this to a man who ignored his training and made up the False ToE to explain his rejection of God's Truth. In Evol land, he's a Saint. Some of them think that he is God and when you die, you're going to the Galapagos islands. So repent of your unbelief and embrace Darwin and his worshipful Theory. Otherwise, you'll never get to see Charlie and you'll be barred from the islands which prove Charlie right, and God wrong.

In Love,
Aman

Put a tent over this circus.

Dude, no one worships/idolizes Darwin; he was just a man. And he pulled his pants down to his knees to take a poop just like you and everyone else. And by the way, he was wrong on several occasions. This is just another strawman you have created inside your whacky world.

 

[AV1611VET]

Dude, no one worships/idolizes Darwin; he was just a man.

Relax -- he was just being sarcastic.

 

[BarryDesborough]

Relax -- he was just being sarcastic.

There's no way of telling with some posters...

 

[Aman777]

My issue isn't so much your take on evolutionist as it is your wackadoodle interpretation of the Genesis Creation story. You stand completely and totally alone with your very own interpretation...all the while claiming some sort of Spiritual Truth. That's seems really odd to me because there are others who have their own interpretation of the Genesis Creation story who like you are also claiming Spiritual Truth..

Dear dlamberth, Everyone can see that you cannot be specific in your disagreement with my views on Genesis. It's much easier to post a general disagreement that it is to be specific. Perhaps you could list the particular verses where you think I am wrong or everyone will see that your views are unsupported by God's Holy Word.

EVERY Christian is given his own revelation of Scripture IF he is a born again Bible Believer. Those who do NOT believe Scripture find it hard to support their views with anything but negative comments. Haven't you noticed that I have NO problem with Bible believers? It's because I love the brethren and seek only to edify the Church.

Jesus said, Mat 13:12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.

In Love,
Aman

 

[TLK Valentine]

A religion inspired by fear I guess .... doesn't surprise me.

Inspired and bathed in it -- which can only spread by instilling fear in others.

Luckily for us, the current missionaries aren't very good at it.

 

[AV1611VET]

There's no way of telling with some posters...

Then how did I know?

 

[TLK Valentine]

Relax -- he was just being sarcastic.

Given his theology, I wouldn't be so sure.

 

[TLK Valentine]

Then how did I know?

You don't -- you believe.

 

[Aman777]

Originally Posted by StormanNorman

Dude, no one worships/idolizes Darwin; he was just a man.
​

Relax -- he was just being sarcastic.

Dear AV, Amen, which is WHY I posted . It appears that atheists, agnostics, and other unbelievers cannot recognize sarcasm in Creationists. They must expect us to lay down and let them Blaspheme God's Holy Word, without a whimper.

I am simply following Jesus who called unbelievers, Hypocrites, Snakes, and Whited Sepulchres, which appear beautiful on the outside, but inside are full of dead men's bones. I would also call these people names, but they would probably TOS me for Flaming. Looks like they can dish it out, but find it hard to take it without whining.

In Love,
Aman

 

[TLK Valentine]

Dear AV, Amen, which is WHY I posted . It appears that atheists, agnostics, and other unbelievers cannot recognize sarcasm in Creationists. They must expect us to lay down and let them Blaspheme God's Holy Word, without a whimper.

You have to understand something called "Poe's Law." We've seen so much genuine lunacy from creationists that it's hard to tell when one is joking. This is complicated by the fact that creationists, generally speaking, are not known for cracking jokes -- at least not on purpose.

You have to admit, your "sarcasm" came with the same level of contempt for people different from yourself that your more serious posts have demonstrated, so it was an honest mistake. Apologies.

I am simply following Jesus who called unbelievers, Hypocrites, Snakes, and Whited Sepulchres, which appear beautiful on the outside, but inside are full of dead men's bones. I would also call these people names, but they would probably TOS me for Flaming. Looks like they can dish it out, but find it hard to take it without whining.

Sounds like you'd like to be as insulting as Jesus was to those you think deserve it, but the rules of this Christian Forum prohibit it. Let's meditate on that irony for a while.

In Love,
Aman

Now that's good sarcasm.

 

[AV1611VET]

Given his theology, I wouldn't be so sure.

Why am I sure?

 

[StormanNorman]

Dear AV, Amen, which is WHY I posted . It appears that atheists, agnostics, and other unbelievers cannot recognize sarcasm in Creationists. They must expect us to lay down and let them Blaspheme God's Holy Word, without a whimper.

I am simply following Jesus who called unbelievers, Hypocrites, Snakes, and Whited Sepulchres, which appear beautiful on the outside, but inside are full of dead men's bones. I would also call these people names, but they would probably TOS me for Flaming. Looks like they can dish it out, but find it hard to take it without whining.

In Love,
Aman

I have to admit ... I don't read your posts very often as most of them seem to be way out in left field. And I only read this one because it was part of TLK's post. So, likewise, I apologize.

You have to understand something called "Poe's Law." We've seen so much genuine lunacy from creationists that it's hard to tell when one is joking. This is complicated by the fact that creationists, generally speaking, are not known for cracking jokes -- at least not on purpose.

You have to admit, your "sarcasm" came with the same level of contempt for people different from yourself that your more serious posts have demonstrated, so it was an honest mistake. Apologies.



Sounds like you'd like to be as insulting as Jesus was to those you think deserve it, but the rules of this Christian Forum prohibit it. Let's meditate on that irony for a while.



Now that's good sarcasm.

Sarcasm at its finest.

 

[Freodin]

Originally Posted by StormanNorman

Dude, no one worships/idolizes Darwin; he was just a man.
​

Dear AV, Amen, which is WHY I posted . It appears that atheists, agnostics, and other unbelievers cannot recognize sarcasm in Creationists. They must expect us to lay down and let them Blaspheme God's Holy Word, without a whimper.

I am simply following Jesus who called unbelievers, Hypocrites, Snakes, and Whited Sepulchres, which appear beautiful on the outside, but inside are full of dead men's bones. I would also call these people names, but they would probably TOS me for Flaming. Looks like they can dish it out, but find it hard to take it without whining.

In Love,
Aman

A little hint: sarcasm works better when it in some way relates to the adressed topic.

 

[TLK Valentine]

Why am I sure?

because you have more experience with creationist lunacy -- kind of like how Hannibal Lechter knew Buffalo Bill...

Also -- and I'm just spitballing here -- you're sure now because he's already said so.