If a Republican doesn't like guns, he pretends he does so his buddies dont think hes a whimp.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, they promote reasonable regulation and education.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, hes a cannibal.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he teaches his friends how to cook some darned tasty veggie dishes.
If a Republican is homosexual, he hates himself.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he fights for the same rights that every other American gets.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he blames Democrats for crapping on big corporations by making them pay taxes and following regulations that protect workers health and our environment.
A Democrat wonders why mega-corps are making record profits and still not hiring.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he reads Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be held to the same standards as real journalists.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he has nothing to live for.
A Democrat non-believer wants separation of church and state.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes without, like so many others, unless he has a spare 2 grand every month because employers arent offering health insurance as often as they used to.
A Democrat fights for health coverage for all Americans.
If a Republican reads this, he'll turn beet red and start spitting socialist, commie, Marxist or any one of the other words they dont understand.
A Democrat will forward this because they believe in humanity and the rights of all Americans, even Republicans.
Author Wait Wut (at least he posted it as his own). As it was on the internet, I can't be sure he didn't repost it from somewhere else.