Cryptozoology in the Bible pwns Evolution

[AV1611VET]

Following is a list of animals found in the Bible:

1. fowled bat
2. behemoth
3. leviathan
4. four-legged grasshopper
5. satyr
6. unicorn
7. dragon
8. straw-eating lions
9. whalefish
10. cud-chewing hare
11. coney

I contend that these animals are problematic for evolutionists.

 

[Cabal]

Following is a list of animals found in the Bible:

1. fowled bat
2. behemoth
3. leviathan
4. four-legged grasshopper
5. satyr
6. unicorn
7. dragon
8. straw-eating lions

I contend that these animals are problematic for evolutionists.

I contend that they don't exist and that no-one need consider that they do nor consider them problematic until you dig up evidence for their actual existence, rather than repeating claims ad nauseum.

/thread

 

[Tim Myers]

Oh no.....we're not going to start that "rabbits do not chew their cud" thing all over again, are we???........

 

[Lion Hearted Man]

Following is a list of animals found in the Bible:

1. fowled bat
2. behemoth
3. leviathan
4. four-legged grasshopper
5. satyr
6. unicorn
7. dragon
8. straw-eating lions

I contend that these animals are problematic for evolutionists.

These are actually problematic for the Bible.

 

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

Following is a list of animals found in the Bible:

1. fowled bat
2. behemoth
3. leviathan
4. four-legged grasshopper
5. satyr
6. unicorn
7. dragon
8. straw-eating lions

I contend that these animals are problematic for evolutionists.

You made a mistake in the thread title. It should be a literal interpretation of the Bible pwns itself with cryptozoology.

 

[Hespera]

dumbest attempt at a thread ever

 

[CaliforniaSun]

Following is a list of animals found in the Bible:

1. fowled bat
2. behemoth
3. leviathan
4. four-legged grasshopper
5. satyr
6. unicorn
7. dragon
8. straw-eating lions

I contend that these animals are problematic for evolutionists.

Nope. Not a problem.

 

[Agonaces of Susa]

The unicorn is a big problem for evolutionists.

'Unicorn' deer is found in Italian nature preserve - Technology & science - Science - msnbc.com

"This is fantasy becoming reality," Gilberto Tozzi, director of the Center of Natural Sciences in Prato, told The Associated Press. "The unicorn has always been a mythological animal."

 

[Agonaces of Susa]

Fire-breathing dragons are another big problem for Darwinists.

Fassett, J.E., New Geochronological and Stratigraphic Evidence Confims The Paleocene Age of the Dinosaur-Bearing Ojo Alamo Sandstone and Animas Formation In The San Juan Basin New Mexico and Colorado, Paleontologia Electronica, Jan 2009

Dinosaur fossils are present in the Paleocene Ojo Alamo Sandstone and Animas Formation in the San Juan Basin, New Mexico, and Colorado. Evidence for the Paleocene age of the Ojo Alamo Sandstone includes palynologic and paleomagnetic data. Palynologic data indicate that the entire Ojo Alamo Sandstone, including the lower dinosaur-bearing part, is Paleocene in age. All of the palynomorph-productive rock samples collected from the Ojo Alamo Sandstone at multiple localities lacked Cretaceous index palynomorphs (except for rare, reworked specimens) and produced Paleocene index palynomorphs. Paleocene palynomorphs have been identified stratigraphically below dinosaur fossils at two separate localities in the Ojo Alamo Sandstone in the central and southern parts of the basin. The Animas Formation in the Colorado part of the basin also contains dinosaur fossils, and its Paleocene age has been established based on fossil leaves and palynology.

Magnetostratigraphy provides independent evidence for the Paleocene age of the Ojo Alamo Sandstone and its dinosaur-bearing beds. Normal-polarity magnetochron C29n (early Paleocene) has been identified in the Ojo Alamo Sandstone at six localities in the southern part of the San Juan Basin.

An assemblage of 34 skeletal elements from a single hadrosaur, found in the Ojo Alamo Sandstone in the southern San Juan Basin, provided conclusive evidence that this assemblage could not have been reworked from underlying Cretaceous strata. In addition, geochemical studies of 15 vertebrate bones from the Paleocene Ojo Alamo Sandstone and 15 bone samples from the underlying Kirtland Formation of Late Cretaceous (Campanian) age show that each sample suite contained distinctly different abundances of uranium and rare-earth elements, indicating that the bones were mineralized in place soon after burial, and that none of the Paleocene dinosaur bones analyzed had been reworked.​

 

[MoonLancer]

The unicorn is a big problem for evolutionists.

'Unicorn' deer is found in Italian nature preserve - Technology & science - Science - msnbc.com

how is this a problem. be specific.

 

[MoonLancer]

Fire-breathing dragons are another big problem for Darwinists.

No evidence of fire at all.

 

[AV1611VET]

I contend that they don't exist and that no-one need consider that they do nor consider them problematic until you dig up evidence for their actual existence, rather than repeating claims ad nauseum.

You dig them up, if you want them so badly; but whether you do or not, they pwn evolution.

 

[AV1611VET]

Oh no.....we're not going to start that "rabbits do not chew their cud" thing all over again, are we???........

I hope not -- it's not my intention to discuss these animals, just to show that there is a list of animals in the Bible that pwn evolution.

 

[AV1611VET]

These are actually problematic for the Bible.

Nothing is problematic for the Bible.

As our motto goes: The Bible says it, that settles it.

 

[AV1611VET]

You made a mistake in the thread title. It should be a literal interpretation of the Bible pwns itself with cryptozoology.

That's a given.

 

[AV1611VET]

dumbest attempt at a thread ever

-- thank you.

 

[AV1611VET]

Nope. Not a problem.

I guess it depends where your heart is, eh?

 

[Agonaces of Susa]

how is this a problem. be specific.

Like meteorites, unicorns are described in the Bible.

Therefore atheists, antisemites, and antichrists are prohibited from believing in the reality of unicorns and meteorites.

"Stones cannot fall from the sky because there are no stones in the sky!" -- Antoine L. Lavoisier, chemist, 1790

"Gentlemen, I would rather believe that two Yankee professors would lie than believe that stones fall from heaven." -- Thomas Jefferson, revolutionary, 1807

No evidence of fire at all.

You don't believe in fire now?

Why don't you believe in fire? Because fire is described in the Bible?

 

[MoonLancer]

Like meteorites, unicorns are described in the Bible.

Therefore atheists, antisemites, and antichrists are prohibited from believing in the reality of unicorns and meteorites.

Tipping over your on fallacies i see? Meteorites exist. They can be observed. Deer with a single horn also exist. To call them unicorns though is to give them attributes that far behind that of a single horn. You know this quite well. Anyone with sound mind can see your dishonestly. You do yourself a disservice with your words.

I can find many religious non christian texts that mention, water. Must you disbelieve in water in order to refute these texts?

Why don't you believe in fire? Because fire is described in the Bible?

Please quote where fire is attributed to the creature you speak of using the article you posted.

ps have fun being probed by Alien Jesus.

 

[Lion Hearted Man]

I hope not -- it's not my intention to discuss these animals, just to show that there is a list of animals in the Bible that pwn evolution.

Nothing is problematic for the Bible.

As our motto goes: The Bible says it, that settles it.

That's a given.

-- thank you.

I guess it depends where your heart is, eh?